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if i was new and you told me that theres a superhero who's blind and uses echolocation to fight and one who's an adrenaline junkie who flies around using gadgets and that one is called batman and one is called daredevil i would punch you in the face if i found out which was which
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By the time you're 35 you should have turned an attempted bank heist undertaken to finance your partner's sex reassignment surgery into a prolonged public standoff with the authorities used to both amplify your personal brand and increase awareness of the need for prison reforms
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god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Retweet if you know why. xitter.cf/lanebrooks/status/1009…
The end of slavery should be a national holiday with celebrations on par with July 4th. Why isn't it? #Juneteenth2018
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He pieced that mf up lmfaooooo xitter.cf/ladbible/status/100138…
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my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and
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.@realdonaldtrump let me break down the flaw in your argument: You know how today while golfing for the 100th time this year you ate 3 filet-o-fish sandwiches and a bucket & a half of KFC? Does that mean that famines don’t exist you fucking stupid grotesque traitor?
