Disney dork and lover of shenanigans, and do my best to bring the awesome everyday
New Jersey, USA
Joined June 2009
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I have to be honest, in my defense they’re smart bulbs, but nothing like needing instructions to chance a lightbulb to make you feel like a frikkin moron
Uh oh @AshleyHomeStore I found the FB thread with all the other people who have been waiting for you to deliver...#AshleyCustomerLivesMatter...WE SHALL OVERCOME, UNITED WE STAND AGAINST YOUR OPPRESSION
#FreeOurPurchases
Hey @AshleyHomeStore , 4 weeks overdue, and my ass is sore AF. Can I have the couch I friggin paid you cash for?
Hey @AshleyHomeStore you lying thriving SOBs, where’s my friggin couch? Your Green Brook NJ store told me 8 weeks. We’re at 13 weeks and I paid cash. Where’s my couch?
Your Green Brook store doesn’t pick up the phone, they must hate selling. And F you’re automated system, that doesn’t reply back.
Where’s my couch @AshleyHomeStore ?
@PatMcAfeeShow had a thought, all the allegations with Watson, what if it was all pushed out to the public by his people to get him out of playing this season? I know conspiracy theory, but 🤔🤔🤔
#lookingforafriend anyone else ever have a convo, walk away and realize they had a big booger hanging out their nose? #shame
Thank you @shopDisney with the screwed up app and website, bringing the fun and excitement of waiting in line at the parks home!👍🏻
OMG earlier @shopDisney app was fine..go to get the March pins and BOOM like someone tripped over a cord or something. App and site are borked
The Todd retweeted
If Bob Chapek sees his shadow today, there’ll be 6 more weeks of budget cuts. Happy February 2nd!
(This was going to be a SuperBowl joke, but @DrunkAtdisney tweeted about non-fan jokes being unfunny, so I went with an un-funny Disney reference instead.)