if someone is released from jail and is required by law to stay x amount of space away from schools/children 1. they gotta die 2. they never should’ve been released.

i don’t think my uber driver knows what brakes are and he’s getting 5 stars for it

sometimes i forget how smart chris is with computers and then he does shit like creating a fighting game in 2 days “just for fun”. he’s currently “beta testing” his own game with his online gaming buddies. what the fuck have i done this week? 🤦🏻‍♀️

“yeah just eat one piece at a time” i swear my friends want me dead

being part of a family filled with stoners i experienced blunt boot camp at 14. i know that’s kind of fucked up but my blunts smoke beautifully. 5 hours of practicing rolling blunts under the watchful eye of my cousin paid off

“can’t have allergies if you’re knocked tf out” -benadryl…probably.

oh to get home at a reasonable hour and eat lasagna and pumpkin pie. life is good

love working at a pet friendly establishment. getting to meet my customers dogs always makes my day brighter. i had a lady come in with a macaw once. and the dude with the iguana was cool too

allergies are killing me but damn she’s adorable!

listening to avril lavigne’s ‘let go’ album should fix me

spotify knows my soul

saying “fascism” instead of “fashion” isn’t that big of a leap considering the use of fashion by fascist groups all throughout history.

I still think Kirsten Vangsness deserves all the awards for the way she portrayed Garcia after shooting a gun/someone for the first time. It was the perfect reaction for the character. 10/10 writing for this episode and I think about it often.

“it’s not medicine, it’s healthcare” the most accurate line i’ve ever heard in any kind of television or film.

i’ll be reading a new book/series and that one character really gets my blood boiling. like the dumbass i am, i’ll google their death. it helps me sleep better knowing they die but part of the magic is lost. i’ll be shaming myself into oblivion for days 😔

the cat distribution system blessed me today

went down the bermuda triangle rabbit hole to find out there’s more triangles. so many more triangles