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Investor | Shitpost lover | Sarcasm society member | Financial Freedom Fighter with a dad bod | Product Lead @Optymize_xyz

Joined September 2020
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
BlackRock CEO Larry Fink: "Today the G7 average debt-to-GDP is 129%. No matter how much we tax, how much we cut or reduce that debt, it will not be enough... This is why building new infrastructure is critical, especially through public-private partnerships."
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
NEW: 🇺🇸 US Senators are debating whether their state is the best in the country for #Bitcoin You are not bullish enough 🐂
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
The 9 Bitcoin ETFs have purchased ~225,000 #Bitcoin since the launch in January. IBIT alone has absorbed all of the Grayscale selling. This is a net purchase of ~3,600 Bitcoin for every trading day since the launch. In the next few months: - Hong Kong ETFs will be approved (demand 📈) - Halving will mean supply is cut in half overnight - (supply 📉) - More institutional investors will add Bitcoin to their treasury (demand 📈) - More retail investors will become interested (demand 📈) All of this points to the price going up over time. We can see from ETF volumes that purchases accelerate when the price goes up.
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
#Bitcoin already won! -> Meme level: MUST-WATCH Will be funny to see the melted faces:
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1/ @Optymize_xyz Vault's Shared Loss Mechanism 🛡️ Learn about a key element of our P2P crypto return-risk optimizer. A 🧵
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Can #Bitcoin's hard cap of 21 million be changed? Some #Bitcoin critics recently claimed that since Bitcoin is nothing but software, the rules of the Bitcoin network can be "easily" changed, especially regarding the 21 million hard cap, since it is "only" two lines of code. Let’s have a deeper look on how to theoretically change #Bitcoin‘s 21 million limit 👇 First, developers would have to make a proposal and then write the code to implement this change. There would be a community discussion, which would probably be controversial. If these changes are accepted by the developers, they would be integrated into Bitcoin Core. Next, the community would have to agree to an activation path to ensure that the network is collectively converted to the new rules. A change to the supply cap would require a HARD FORK, meaning that all nodes on the network would have to adopt the changes or be forced off the network. As part of the activation path, both miners and nodes would signal their support for the change, and once a dominant part of the network signals support, the change would be activated. Nodes and miners that rejected the change would retain the original #Bitcoin network, and the two networks would compete for market share and hash rate. And no, this would not be the first hard fork. In fact, #Bitcoin hard forks are part of history, with Bitcoin Cash being the most recent example. In response to the Blocksize War, some Bitcoin developers and users decided to initiate a Hard Fork to avoid the associated protocol updates. Bitcoin Cash was the result of this hard fork. It split from the main blockchain in August 2017 when Bitcoin Cash wallets rejected Bitcoin transactions and blocks. Bitcoin Cash remains the most successful hard fork, having lost more than 90% of its value against #Bitcoin. I invite all doubters to try to raise #Bitcoin's 21 million hard cap, because in the end it's all FUD spread by people who either don't know any better or who want to cheat you out of your hard capped #Bitcoin.
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
Check out the product update of @Optymize_xyz ! Go to our discord and zealy to learn more 😁 #Optymize
👷 Product Update - August 2023 👷 Damn, our shadowy supercoders been shipping this month 🤯 Done: ✅ Initial Smart contracts ✅ FE ✅ Audit prelim report ✅ Internal Testnet testing Next up: ➡️ Deploy to Public Testnet ➡️ Audit final report (September) ➡️ Building Dashboard ➡️ Setting up controls / operational procedure ➡️ Experiment on token vault combination ➡️ Alpha Launch on @ethereum Mainnet ➡️ Launch on @BuildOnBase @0xPolygonDeFi @arbitrum @optimismFND 👀 Want to learn more ? 👇 Join our Discord : discord.gg/NagqntfCnZ Zealy quests: zealy.io/c/optymize/questboa…
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
A quick summary on how @Optymize_xyz work. You need to start learning so that you can protect your tokens! Anything still unclear? Go to our discord and talk to us! #Optymize
1/ How does Optimize work ? 🔎 Let’s deep dive into how @Optymize_xyz allows users to earn yield while insuring their tokens from security incidents 🛡️
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
1/ How does Optimize work ? 🔎 Let’s deep dive into how @Optymize_xyz allows users to earn yield while insuring their tokens from security incidents 🛡️
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
👷 Product Update - August 2023 👷 Damn, our shadowy supercoders been shipping this month 🤯 Done: ✅ Initial Smart contracts ✅ FE ✅ Audit prelim report ✅ Internal Testnet testing Next up: ➡️ Deploy to Public Testnet ➡️ Audit final report (September) ➡️ Building Dashboard ➡️ Setting up controls / operational procedure ➡️ Experiment on token vault combination ➡️ Alpha Launch on @ethereum Mainnet ➡️ Launch on @BuildOnBase @0xPolygonDeFi @arbitrum @optimismFND 👀 Want to learn more ? 👇 Join our Discord : discord.gg/NagqntfCnZ Zealy quests: zealy.io/c/optymize/questboa…
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
How does @Optymize_xyz compare to other Defi Insurance Protocols ? We offer a Peer to Peer, more capital efficient way to earn yield while insuring your tokens from security incidents 🛡️ Join our Discord :discord.gg/s5QejXHHOur Zealy quests: zealy.io/c/optymize/questboa…
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
Our @zealy_io Quests are finally live 🎉 During launch week, you get 2 times more XP points for completing our community quests ! Start your Optimyze journey now and unlock rewards, OG access and much more. Start here ➡️ zealy.io/c/optymize/questboa…
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
Introducing the @Optymize_xyz Roadmap 🛤️ 📅 Phase 1 - Private Alpha (Q3 2023) - Security audits completion by @CertiK - Release of the Private Alpha Mainnet - Opening of Discord and @zealy_io community quests 📅 Phase 2 - Open Beta (Q4 2023) - New visual identity reveal - Open Beta launch - Launch of community incentive program - IDO 📅 Phase 3 - Cross-Chain Expansion and Beyond (Q1 2024) - Support additional blockchain networks to enhance accessibility - Foster collaboration with cross-chain DeFi projects - Tokenised RWA product prototype And of course, as we journey ahead, many more exciting updates coming. -- Optymize is soon releasing it’s early Alpha 👀. Are you a Defi enthusiast and want to give it a try ? Apply though this form:
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
🚨 MASSIVE #CRYPTO CRASH 🚨 👉 Here's WHY you need to pay attention RIGHT NOW 😱 A thread 🧵
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
Stop loss is your best friend in trading! #Bitcoin #Crypto #Altcoins
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Bitcoin nearly +50% since Jim said he’d sell a month ago. Legend.
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
Donald Trump paid $100k to a pornstar, Alex Mashinsky rugged $3bn from savers 🤔
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Twitter just shared their algorithm. Some growth secrets that weren't in their code: • Be concise • Be consistent • Share unique insights • Build specific knowledge • Add personality to your writing & most importantly... "Be so good they can't ignore you" - Steve Martin
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Grumpy Crypto Uncle retweeted
Cramer saying $23K is ceiling on bitcoin and will drop to $7/8K. $50K next
This man is a national treasure
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