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I am grumpy. GRUMPY ABOUT THINGS.

Joined August 2013
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Australian Federal Police commissioner Krissy Barrett just tried to say that Pauline Hanson’s cartoon series was morally responsible for the far-left terrorist attack on Helen Haines. She needs to resign. Labor obviously put her up to this to try push the Digital Duty of Care bill and censorship against the Australian right. Just sickening attempts to weaponise a far-left terror attack to destroy the Australian right with censorship. We literally have the attacker’s Twitter account. He had TEN THOUSAND left wing tweets and they are still trying to pin this on the right. They were itching from the very first seconds of the attack to blame this on the right to justify censorship against right wingers.
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You should be allowed to make accounts for anything with just a username and password and it should be understood that anyone asking for additional information is trying to kill you
This story shows how hilariously broken online identity verification is from all relevant angles. 1. Your SSN, DOB, address history, etc. are sitting in countless data breaches and data-broker dumps. They’re cheap and widely available to basically anyone who looks. 2. KYC/AML mostly just checks that the data exists and matches a real person. It doesn’t confirm the person signing up is actually the real person behind that identity. Result: Amanda Smith spent three nights in jail and now faces up to six years in prison over a $1,000 CashApp scam account opened with her SSN and DOB. It wasn't necessarily opened by her, and the phone, IP, device, address, and other details don’t match. The funniest (and yes, saddest) part is CashApp wouldn't give her information about the account because she can’t prove she’s the owner. Her personal info was good enough to open the account, but not good enough to access it in the future, apparently. To be clear, CashApp is likely just following the law here. Anyway, we need to burn it all down and start fresh.
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Aside from mass personal data collection, the biggest reason why they enacted the Online Safety Act is to literally destroy independent online communities and bring them onto corporate platforms. So much for those who preach "holding Big Tech accountable."
The Online Safety Act has made hosting community forums so laborious that they're closing shop. Hundreds of forums have shuttered due to piling paperwork and liability risks. Ordinary speech from ordinary people, gone. Read our report ⤵️ bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/campa…
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The funny thing about the ticking-off we gave to Australia last week is that their media can't report on what 250,000 of you have already seen, because my e-mail response - my document, my choice - is formally subject to a non-publication direction.
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Do any Australian lawyers want to adapt our UK Freedom of Speech Bill into an Australian Freedom of Speech Bill?
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I add, the Australian government threatened me, an American lawyer, with jail time for disclosing the existence of this document. I sent it to Congress. So... come get me, I guess?
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We already have control over our feed. Albo wants the government to control OUR feed and we say no to that.
INTRODUCED: New laws to give you control over your feed and protect kids online.
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Literally the only reason they want an under-16s social media ban is to deanonymize the internet by attaching all online accounts to a real identity, monitor their online activities and eliminate small community websites from the internet for big tech. The UK government is evil.
🚨 NEW: The Government will introduce “hard checks” to enforce its under-16s social media ban, such as passport and credit checks
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Australia's eSafety Commissioner, Julie Inman Grant, made statements about digital surveillance legislation that are incorrect and disingenuous to technical experts. I’ve broken down her statements to explain why each one is wrong and designed to misdirect the media and public. 🇦🇺 "The government is listening to all kinds of feedback from stakeholders” 💡 This is untrue. The government listens to organizations that supports its narrative; child safety charities, NGOs, think tanks, parents, and behavioral psychologists. They’re not technical experts in online child safety. 🇦🇺 “So I think, you know, perhaps things will evolve” 💡 No. The legislation either achieves its stated objective or it doesn’t. Saying the system will evolve provides an excuse for ongoing technical failures. 🇦🇺 “I think there’s been a real misreading and a misinterpretation about what the Digital Duty of Care legislation is meant to do” 💡 This is also untrue. I understand the legislation and other technical experts understand it. Some of us understand the legislation and technical consequences better than the people designing and implementing it. Disagreement is presented as misunderstanding. 🇦🇺 “It’s meant to put proactive obligations on these technology companies, like we do with car manufacturers or medicines or medical devices” That analogy fails. When people can’t argue their point, they fall back on physical world analogies. When that fails, they fall back on ideology because nobody argues against protecting children. 🇦🇺 “I’m sure there will be lots of negotiation, but I think the Digital Duty of Care is the only way we can get ahead of these harms rather than just responding to them after” 💡 There was and still is no negotiation. The Commissioner either intends to ban children from social networks, or she wants companies like Meta to make sites like Facebook safe for them. Asking Meta to make Facebook safe for kids is like asking Marlboro to make cigarettes safe for children. Either way, both approaches demand the same technical requirement: verify everyone’s identity so tech companies know who’s a child and who’s an adult. 💡 The Commissioner already acknowledged age estimation isn't robust enough. Once age estimation is rejected, the only fault-proof approach is identity verification or collecting enough personally identifiable information to amount to the same thing. That means every adult in Australia must be verified before receiving permission to read, write, or share content and opinions online. 💡I demonstrated to the Commissioner that smartphones already contain parental controls letting parents block apps, block websites, restrict content, limit communications, and impose curfews for their children. 💡 If parents already have the ability to protect their children, the government has no legitimate reason to strip their right to choose what’s right for them. 14 years ago, I was interviewed by BBC Newsnight while advising the British government during the first Parliamentary inquiry into online child safety. At the time, I demonstrated how poor parental controls were. Today they are excellent. There is no technical justification for forcing the entire population through identity verification. 💡 The Australian government’s end game is to outlaw online anonymity so people censor themselves. There’s no other plausible reason when looking at all the evidence. 💡 Once every person must connect what they read, write, share, and who they communicate with to their real identity, online anonymity is gone and people will censor themselves. 🇬🇧 In the UK, 30 people are arrested every day for what they say online. The UK government says it’s forcing a national digital identity mandate to protect citizens from identity theft. 🌎 At least 25 countries are coordinating identity verification mandates under the pretext of child safety right now.
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Emmanuel Macron says American free speech is "the opposite of free speech." In his view, freedom only exists inside a "common framework" set by the state. He compared posting an insult online to hitting someone in the street. Those are different things, because one is speech and the other is violence. He wants people punished for posting "nonsense," with state-backed fact-checkers deciding what qualifies. He wants a verified identity behind every social media account. He has written to Ursula von der Leyen demanding the DSA be enforced "much faster, much more forcefully." reclaimthenet.org/macron-urg…
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The new EU Kids Act will restrict social media for anyone under-15s. How? By keeping a database of everyone's IDs and passports, so they can be breached later. Just ask Discord.
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The EU wants to ban under-13s from social media and restrict accounts for under-15s, backed by age checks for users. And it comes just in time for the rollout of the EU’s digital identity system. It's funny how these things always seem to line up...
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"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device." "an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device." "are you getting it?"
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Digital ID laws will destroy the entire internet. Any politician that supports this needs to be voted out
Google is rolling out "age verification" in Canada. It will use machine learning to surveil account activity, including search history and YouTube viewing patterns, to estimate whether a user is over or under 18. If an adult is incorrectly classified as a minor, they may be asked to verify their age with a government ID or selfie.
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Social media scares the government - why else do they keep tabling legislation to silence it? Their latest attempt is the 'Digital Duty of Care' - another bill named to imply 'safety' rather than silence. Article | spectator.com.au/2026/09/ano…
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With the amount of services that are available online, the amount of things that the "e"Safety commissioner can restrict a person from is quite vast. Arguably more powerful than the rest of the government because of the amount of devices that require the internet to function.
Microsoft is rolling out age verification in Australia for 18+ games and apps on Xbox and the Microsoft Store. According to the Xbox notification, starting in late August 2026, Australian users will need to verify their age to access apps and games rated 18+. Users will need to provide an ID to verify their age, If they don’t complete the verification, access to 18+ content may be restricted.
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I don't really consider the "ZIP Money" workaround for Steam age verification to be a real workaround because you're still submitting identifying documents to a party who otherwise wouldn't have needed to see it.
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The Labor party has given up on trying to lower prices, cut taxes or reduce migration like they said they would. Their new plan is to censor the internet so you can't complain about these things.
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If the United States enacts a robust foreign censorship shield, freedom of speech for every American - and for 5.5 billion Internet users around the world who Americans allow to use our infrastructure - will be greatly enhanced.
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The Steam age verification via credit card basically forces people into making a financial decision to prove their age.
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