Bad beats and bad tweets

Chicago
Joined July 2007
On the weekend streets in Vegas, an abandoned shoe and… a pepper? @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/CoDq8-oPGdf/… – at Las Vegas, NV
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Leaning tower of Eiffel. @ Tour Eiffel Paris France, instagram.com/p/Cm9bDLbNKFW/… – at Paris, France
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The complete Manneken Pis collection (one actually in Vegas). @ Manneken Pis, Brussels, Belgium instagram.com/p/Cm0D51jKH9p/… – at Brussels, Belgium
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Small Christmas Tree looking up to big Christmas Tree. @ Grand-Place de Bruxelles instagram.com/p/Cmx2QK4q-V5/… – at Brussels, Belgium
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“I don’t know about this prix fixe deer, but I’ll at least say that it’s better than the mince pie.” “That’s also deer.” “…” @ Frenchie Restaurant instagram.com/p/CmtDNOotwQx/… – at Haarlem, Nederland
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I’m no chess grandmaster, but I think white wins. @ Virgin Hotels Las Vegas instagram.com/p/ChGAdgqvBdj/… – at Paradise, NV
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Wonder how many mistake this for men’s restroom. @ California Hotel & Casino – Las Vegas instagram.com/p/CgIRJoXPJVg/… – at Las Vegas, NV
Ivory king salmon, which is white because they were fed shrimp. Two meals in one! Found bones, and they replaced with no charge. So two meals for free! @ Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar & Grill - Red Rock instagram.com/p/CgBP0aHOT42/… – at Summerlin South, NV
I have a Baked Lay’s problem (Doritos added for color). @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/Cfg8qKIryx_/… – at Las Vegas, NV
Part II. Okay okay, I’ll tell you where the money is! (It’s at the dentist.) @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/CfcuBPIpd1W/… – at Las Vegas, NV
It’s just a filling, they said. Two fillings, a crown, deep cleaning. Root canal scrapped because extraction instead. @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/Cemf1ASvXyn/… – at Las Vegas, NV
What a bait and switch. The $8.99 fruit cups are on the sides of the strawberries. @ Paris Las Vegas Hotel & Casino instagram.com/p/Cehqa9XFcih/… – at Paradise, NV
They’re loose! @ The Conservatory at the Bellagio instagram.com/p/Cd1-EJcLspa/… – at Paradise, NV
Pepper got a little excited. @ The Original Fish Company instagram.com/p/CdKGXFMlexo/… – at Rossmoor, CA
The Goddess Fortuna (inside Main Street Station’s buffet) holds dice in one hand and a deck of cards in the other. What a degen. @ Main Street Station Casino Brewery Hotel – Las Vegas instagram.com/p/Cc8kjjhvelB/… – at Las Vegas, NV
Proofreader might be one of the positions. @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/CaQxlVkl8pG/… – at Las Vegas, NV
I left mine at home, but I feel safe now. @ Fremont Street Experience instagram.com/p/CZvGMsTP4ZX/… – at Las Vegas, NV
Extra amenity in the top drawer of Encore room. @ Encore Las Vegas instagram.com/p/CYhj47EPTPM/… – at Paradise, NV
There’s a story here. @ Wynn Las Vegas instagram.com/p/CYfaP53JF7x/… – at Paradise, NV