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welcome to the jungle have you dined with us before? no? ok well we do things a little differently here we actually have fun and games
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an undeniably good part of the book of Job is when God's answer to the question of suffering is "do you have any idea how many crocodiles I know. do you have any idea how old those crocodiles are"
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Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
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Cops, which has been on television for 33 seasons since 1989, has been cancelled. hollywoodreporter.com/live-f…
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Seattle lifted their curfew, cops haven’t tear gassed or shot at anyone, and protests are still completely peaceful at midnight. Wow it’s almost like if the police don’t attack, protests don’t magically turn into riots when the sun goes down
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THREAD: Today I talked to Willie Simmons, who has spent the last 38 years in prison for stealing $9. He was convicted of 1st degree robbery & sentenced to life without parole in 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions. 1/12
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There are advantages and drawbacks to knowing what a claymore is. It's a double-edged sword
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Make the ratio of RTs to faves on this tweet an increasingly accurate approximation of π.
For example: 22/7, 333/106, 355/113, 103993/33102, 104348/33215, etc.
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I accidentally wandered on stage during the democratic debates looking for the bathroom. Moderator asked me what my presidential policies were and in a panic I said “America’s tomorrow will be twice as big” and now I’m leading the polls
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I know what concentration camps are. I was inside two of them, in America. And yes, we are operating such camps again.
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freakin love it when movies set in the historical period have a character who's modern and forward-thinking and they show you like "i say margaret, perhaps in some future age the humble Pea-nut will be spread as smoothly as butter"
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Gorsuch just handed down the most bloodthirsty and cruel death penalty opinion of the modern era // Reminder that the right wing only profess Jesus for show, and in fact support the same immoral penalty which His death was meant to end thinkprogress.org/gorsuch-su…