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Raleigh, NC
Joined January 2008
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
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My Twitter chat is domed, can you read this!?
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Devastating news today, I'm going to be off social for the foreseeable future. I like you and I love you.
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This is the grimmest shit I have ever read.
I just learned about Disney themed funerals. Wow.
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Going to ring in the new year exactly where I want to be: in a hospital room by myself.
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In the hospital again. Third time in a month. I hate it here.
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Debbey Chester retweeted
Infinitely curious to see what the day-to-day looks like as a Porn Verification Specialist.
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I am usually *very* into Christmas. Fully decorated house, 10ft real tree, daily activities planned for the kids. But this year I haven't had the energy to put out even one decoration and it sucks.
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Debbey Chester retweeted
me: gender is a social construct me to my cat: Mr. Sir! You are just a little boy who is a man. Mr. Sir Boy!
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Has Disney announced anything tonight not built upon a previous IP?
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I've gotten maaaaaybe two hours of broken sleep tonight. My anxiety is through the roof because of a cough/trouble breathing. This sucks.
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Has anyone made a mîcrowavé/ Rico Suave joke yet? Because if not I just did.
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This is easily THE most bizarre advertisement I have seen in quite some time :) I made a mental list of products/services that it could be advertising, but it beat every single expectation or idea into smithereens and my jaw hit the floor as the product reveal happened! 1/2
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This cough medicine with codeine didn't even kinda work. Why does my life have to be so hard? Why can't something just... work
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It didn't even make me sleepy. wtf
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This is a brilliant tweet you empty-headed philistines.
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I just finished @BrandSanderson's Rhythm of War and now I am bereft of direction. What should I read next?
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