The other 50%

Joined February 2014
ただいま . . .
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sorry for lack of tweeting, I am being held captive (please help.)
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you should've seen this save
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ATTN: Magazine editors. I am an exceptionally tasteful nude.
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who put these needles on all the trees. why do you hate me.
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this ground doesn't feel neutral to me
I've gone to Sweden. pretty nice but where is all the ABBA?
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I made a friend. He's trying to get away.
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really nice of you to make a parking space just for me and all but you do realise I am too small to drive?
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So I guess I'll be standing still for the rest of this week. Come look & laugh but if you touch me you're dead
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Disa Wallander retweeted
Come to our graduate show in Brighton! @grrhmm will be there all week. disawallander.tumblr.com/pos…
prepping for @brightonshow come see me there I'm even hotter in person
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Found some people even smaller than me. I think I'm their queen now?
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It's important to learn from people who are better than u. I'm teaching @hmmgrr, I think she's making some progress.
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I have forgotten how to play.
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