Took my last drink 15 years ago today.
Hard to believe it's been 15 years.
Where does the time go?
But the proof is if I can do it anybody can do it.
Tomorrow's low is going to be 2°. And I am just not prepared for this.
I am built for heat.
I need heat.
Send me all the heat please.
Thanks!
I see we've reached the point on social media again where we stare intently at circles, as the pictures get smaller and smaller, hoping we might see our face.
I've waited on the sidelines all this time.
And I have a grenade with our names scratched on the side
But that's just love
And you know.
That love's just not enough
Hey do you guys remember black and white TVs?
I kind of feel like life is a black and white TV
And I'm the show nobody watches.
Chronic loneliness is similar to smoking 16 cigarettes a day.
I'm glad you're all here to help me smoke less.
Considering I don't smoke at all.
Good morning 🌞
At the risk of sounding positive, please have a fantastic day today.
Or don't,
I'm not your mother.







