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SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL: When you close your eyes you see falling Tetris bricks. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
FACT: When you take a long time in the bathroom at school, everybody knows you pooped. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
TIPS FOR SUCCESS: If someone you like tells you you're beautiful, tell them they are ugly. Opposites attract. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
DEFINITION: Toilet (noun) - Something that only clogs at a friend's house. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
TIPS FOR SUCCESS: If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar instead. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
TIPS FOR SUCCESS: If the sign at a crosswalk shows a red hand, sprint immediately through traffic and high-five it b… grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL: You're sitting in Sheldon Cooper's spot. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
TIPS FOR SUCCESS: Always bring a gun to the bank. There could be a robbery. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
REALIZED: Google must be a woman... It knows everything. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
FACT: Cursive was invented for the sole purpose of writing your name in the snow with urine. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
TIPS FOR SUCCESS: Never go to sleep angry. Instead, stay up all night and plot your revenge. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
TIPS FOR SUCCESS: While being mugged, shout "Swiper no swiping!" grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
DEFINITION: Awkward (adjective) - When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…
DEFINITION: Liar (noun) - A person who claims they don't have any gum. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.…