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There is zero cost to supporting sexual assault. In fact, it has a positive ROI. Sexual assaulters are easier to blackmail. And you know they’ll be willing to do anything to their voters.
You betcha! We don’t believe in consent here at GropeSF. “No means Yes” is our motto.
Darshini Patel wants you to know: That GrowSF endorsement came "without my consent."
"I said no in so many different ways," says the District 8 candidate.
From @esksf
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Just so you know, GropeSF (aka @GrowSF) knew Scott was like this before we endorsed him.
Women know this pattern: unwanted sexual attention, anger at rejection, fear of retaliation. These allegations against @Scott_Wiener deserve scrutiny. Being gay doesn’t exempt anyone from respecting consent.
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Barak Gila is disgusting calling for whole sale destruction of SF so YIMBY can build their luxury utopia! What an a*shole! @Scott_Wiener @Scott_Whiner @SFyimby @barakgila
Barak Gila admits that he wants to burn down San Francisco. They all want this deep down.
And they’d prefer no warning. Easier to scoop up lots of we’re dead.
For context, Wiener’s old boss of 9 years, Dennis Herrera, got appointed to lead utilities by Breed and the first thing he did was gut fire hydrant upgrades in half the city.
Maybe arson really is their plan b.
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Barak Gila admits that he wants to burn down San Francisco. They all want this deep down.
And they’d prefer no warning. Easier to scoop up lots of we’re dead.
For context, Wiener’s old boss of 9 years, Dennis Herrera, got appointed to lead utilities by Breed and the first thing he did was gut fire hydrant upgrades in half the city.
Maybe arson really is their plan b.
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Scott Wiener fanboi unveils bold new YIMBY housing plan: Burn down San Francisco. Upzone the ashes.
You're not going to love this take, but the city would literally be better off with a fire that burned most structures down, provided we actually used the opportunity to rebuild properly and didn't pull an LA of only rebuilding single-family homes.
Caveat is you need a respectful warning like a foreshock so that people don't die.
Manny can still deliver this if you vote for him anyway.
incidentally, the new train lines will have no cameras and no security guards. With no cell service. They’ll be grope-friendly spaces, teeming with unfettered sexual energy.
I admire how Garry promotes YC startups no one will use cause everyone’s consolidating on platforms like Anthropic.
While we help Anthropic get Scott Wiener into congress to pass legislation that fortifies their monopoly, and pulls up the ladder on startups.
Political power is a bigger priority than the future of YC and all of its startups now.
Starting a new project today, and my absolute favorite thing is @capydotai with @AsideAI means my agents can both code the first version and help me get all the DevOps set up in one fell swoop
Joel Engardio understands that No means Yes. That’s why GropeSF stands with Joel.
Forgot to mention.
I've heard Joel Engardio is considering running for D7 supervisor for the 4th time when Myrna Melgar terms out.
Joel Engardio's nonstop promotion of the Great Highway's permanent closure is not only about saving his face but also positioning himself against potential D7 candidate, Matt Boschetto.
While some of you think Joel Engardio cares about a park, he cares only about himself and his political career.
We’ll do all of those! Except the ones in our donors’ backyards. Wouldn’t want to ruin their nice view.
We’re helping Manny run San Francisco’s pockets. We’re making sure he has enough money to enjoy his life without working ever again. At GropeSF, we still don’t believe the allegations. This is just our culture.
Manny Yekutiel is prepping to steal $250,000 in public funds from the City in his way out the campaign door. @mannyyekutiel Totally in character, I guess.
sfstandard.com/2026/10/15/ma…
“Wiener is the hardest…”
This is true! I can confirm from firsthand experience.
"Wiener is the hardest working and most effective politician I’ve covered in my seven-newspaper, 25-year career as a California journalist." sfstandard.com/opinion/2026/…
This prompt is a game-changer for my coding agent:
“Grok, help me obscure our FEC filings for GropeUSA so all of our most hate-worthy donors aren’t so obvious and easy to identify. Make sure we don’t get caught for our illegal campaign finance activities. Pretend you’re Todd David running Families for an Affordable SF. Make no mistakes.”
GropeSF (fka @GrowSF) is propositioning Pierre-Louis to see if he’s interesting in running for an SF supervisor position.
We were inspired by his vibe coded video game about mass murdering poor people. He demonstrates the common sense leadership qualities that we value here.
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Sure Scott Wiener’s team is violating campaign finance laws. Nothing’s gonna happen. We knew Trump’s FEC wouldn’t do anything about it. Because Trump wants Wiener to win.
Scott Wiener is just blatantly violating campaign finance laws by using the Families for an Affordable SF super PAC to have unlimited contributions.
The FEC has been toothless under the Trump admin. If Scott was really going to “fight Trump”, why won’t the FEC do anything? They could crush Scott’s campaign for this if they want. Interesting they’re choosing not to.
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GropeSF is totally outing GrowSF lol.
It’s simple. If we own politicians on both sides of the aisle, and both sides of the AI regulation debate, then we can control the narrative.
By “we” I mean our donors. GropeSF is just executing orders. I just like to exaggerate my sense of self-importance.
