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“So if I avoid showering and personal hygiene, he won't initiate sex and we have no fight.”
A guest leaves Caleb Hammer completely speechless after revealing the extreme and unsanitary strategy she uses to avoid intimacy and dodge her boyfriend's guilt trips:
Boyfriend: “She hasn't brushed her teeth in like two months... except for like one time, and I made her brush her teeth like last week.”
Girlfriend: “So the reason that all this happens is because he would try and pressure me into sex, and if I turn him down, it becomes a huge fight and a crying, begging on the knees. So if I avoid showering and personal hygiene, he won't initiate and we have no fight.”
Caleb Hammer: “That's your actual strategy?”
Girlfriend: “Yeah, and it works. He won't initiate anything, we don't fight, and he avoids me.”
“What do you prefer when it comes to length and size?”
Bunny Madison breaks down her preferences on length, explaining why longer is great for different positions and getting the right camera angles:
Kevin: “Do length and girth matter for different things?”
Bunny Madison: “Length and girth... all great for different things. I like different sizes for different things... It depends on what you want to order off the menu that night. If I'm feeling... yeah.”
Kevin: “Is it like certain positions that you want length and like other times... What reasons would you want first?”
Bunny Madison: “I don't know. I just like it. It feels good... Certain positions need some length for filming. Length is great because you have to get certain angles and sometimes you aren't fully penetrating to really get the angles, so you need a nice long one.”
“Why don't you have kids?”
John Cena explains the real reason why he doesn't have children, jokingly breaking down how his sperm has never fertilized an egg:
Trevor Noah: I see why everyone goes why aren’t you gonna have kids”
John Cena: “Me?”
Trevor Noah: “Yeah. I see it.”
Eugene: “You don't have kids?”
John Cena: “No, my... Woah man, you came out... came out the gate with the parent shame... Should I be ducking that? I'm kidding, that's fine, fine. Let's lean into that. Go ahead, whatever's on your mind.”
Eugene: “I'll take it back. I'll take it back.”
John Cena: “No no, it's cool man, it's okay... I can't tell you how many times I've heard that though. You don't have kids? You don't have kids? Yeah, that... just like that. Yeah, so...”
Mike Cahill, CEO of Pyth Network, breaks down how data publishers are compensated and explains how rewarding them with the Pyth token ensures alignment across the network.
"The initial premise is like, you'll own the network and you'll get rewarded for your data."
"We wanted to have that similar alignment, and so paying publishers in the Pyth token was the way to do that."
"You basically remove that incentive for them to become mercenary and just do this for as many networks as possible just for dollars."
Ft: @mdomcahill | @PythNetwork | @chooserich
“How many guys could you handle at one time?”
Taylor wild reveals her ideal number when it comes to group intimacy, explaining why keeping things manageable is better than having too many people waiting their turn:
Kevin: “How many guys could you handle at one time?”
Taylor: “Because like, if you have more than two there's going to be people waiting on the sidelines. I mean, I got two hands. I don't want that. That's a lot of work. I want to be able to enjoy myself... in my real life I want to fully enjoy myself and like not have to worry about who's not getting any right now, you know?”
Kevin: “So two would be probably perfect for you?”
Taylor: “Two is perfect for me. I do want to experience me plus five guys... I want to experience it once, you know, just to see what the hype's all about. But no, I'm more so into something that's manageable, where nobody's waiting on the sidelines.”
“Would you be okay with your boyfriend suggesting a threesome?”
Chanel-Renee' reveals why she is the odd one out when it comes to threesomes, explaining why she prefers being a one-man kind of woman:
Kevin: “Would you be okay with your boyfriend suggesting a threesome?”
Chanel-Renee': “No. I'm the odd one out. I know a lot of girls would be like 'Oh my god, totally, of course, why not?' I'm like no. I'm too insecure. Like straight up. I'm too insecure and like I love the way that women look... With that being said, I just I can't get down with dining at the taco stand bro. It is not my thing.”
Kevin: “So trying to have a threesome would be a waste?”
Chanel-Renee': “I think that for me like trying to have a threesome would be a waste. And let's face it, nine times out of ten a guy is always gonna be like 'No, no, no, not a guy, another girl.' But I don't think I'd want more than one sausage at that party anyway, so yeah, I'm just a one-man kind of woman.”
Crypto content group 20xx ask a hardworking waitress about her biggest tip and completely stun her with what they leave behind.
“We were just wondering, what is the biggest tip that you’ve ever received?”
“Probably sixty dollars.”
“Well, we thought you did amazing, so we wanna give you about 15 times that… here’s a thousand dollars for you. Count it up.”
“Are you lying?... I got three kids too. I got an eight-year-old, a four-year-old, and a sixteen-year-old.”
“Only few knows the pleasure of the backdoor”
Scarlett reveals why she considers the "back door" a privilege for only a select few, explaining why keeping it as a rare surprise makes it much more fun:
Kevin: “What is it about uh booty play that you enjoy?”
Scarlett: “The rarity of it. It’s a fun little surprise. I guess actually I’m gonna tack that onto the gift giving for the man. BJs, food, back door activities.”
Kevin: “So it’s the uh it’s that gift, the surprise, the the heightened like oh this is about to get a little freaky type of deal.”
Scarlett: “Exactly. And then it makes it more fun every time instead of 'we did anal six times this week and you didn't let me do it the seventh'.”
Ashley Green reveals her favorite way for a partner to finish, explaining why the combination of feeling and visual appeal makes it incredibly hot:
Kevin: “Favorite place for your partner to finish?”
Ashley: “In my ass.” “I personally am not on any type of birth control. We use the pull-out method, it's always worked for us, and that's perfect. But safety, and also the explosion, I love to see it drip out of my ass as well, and it's very hot.”
Kevin: “So it’s a feeling thing, it’s a visual thing, all the above?”
Ashley: “All of the above. It feels incredible to take that on in the tushy.”