𝔡id we just 𝐦͟𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐫͟𝐲 the 𝓭evil?

Madison said I used mud. :/

She made some brownies.

It was the pan’s fault, not mine, but if instead of judging me, you were willing to help me, perhaps I’d pay attention.

And given how curious you are, you’ll surely try to uncover something that lies deep within me if, perhaps, it still exists at all.

i bthought that said ate🥴

that doesn’t sound genuine.

Good idea! Pancakes or waffles duty?

Good morning!

thank you for pointing out the obvious, smarty pants.

because i said she was pretty? you have eyes.

i don't think it's about whether i’d enjoy it. i think i deserve an apology.

you don’t think it’s exhausting having to wake up and the first thing i see is the woman i love making out with a damn zombie ??

Look, don’t judge me, I followed everything correctly and this is what happened. Suddenly, the pot burned.

What is she making?

Good morning! Waffles or pancakes? That’s the big question.

I remember it like it was yesterday, you brought me back to life, and then that happened, though I have no regrets. You’re only acting this way because I held your hand, that’s all, ahem.