@grimauldplace

I bake cakes and post them to my Insta: https://nitter.cf/t.co/pJRhX07sHj

 London, England
Joined September 2019
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I keep hitting things with this bit of my thumb and it keeps swelling when I hit it, which makes it easier to get hit... its been getting pushed back because of all the injuries and now its further back and more raised than any of my other fingers...
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I sat on the sofa to eat breakfast before work, but then I got cold and dragged a duvet over my legs. Now im too comfortable to move and i have to get up and go in the next 3 mins 😭
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Why can I not find a nice versailles tshirt anywhere?
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Downloaded stuff on disney+ to watch on the train home. The app doesnt even want to open for me to get to my downloads 😭
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Started re reading a book i had downloaded on my phone because I didnt have any Internet for around 2 hours. Searched it up on Google and it turns out book 2 is coming out next month 🥳
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I missed my bus because my coworker had to go inside and get me an orange 😂
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I had forgotten about the orange I grabbed and put into the fridge at like 12. And said i didn't want it anymore and that she could eat it. But then she started jogging to give it to me and I had to walk back to take it from her 😂
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I find it weird that the tweets I see are all in English (either translated automatically or actually in English), but then when I go to read the replies, none of those are in English
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Its 20⁰c at 7am at the end of september???
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I would really love to be able to maybe have like an hour of family time after work and then turn my brain and my ears off. Why is my brother playing football in the house while making constant weird noises? Why is my mum trying to also ask me questions while thats happening?
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Like fr im tired leave me alone. Stop asking me the same 3 questions 2 days in a row while other people are banging dishes or running around or talking non stop. And the light is on full brightness.
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My mum: "what time do i get home? What if I pull up outside? No but what if im late?" Me: "idk what youre talking about" Mum: "Im trying to help you! So disrespectful!" And now shes angry and slamming things in the kitchen and yelling at my bro because he hasnt done homework?
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Its embarrassing just how out of breath I was when I was trying to power walk to the bus stop after work...
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The dude walking next to me was smoking and he wasnt even a little bit out of breath 😂
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To be fair to myself I am ill so my nose is half blocked. And I was rushing to change and stuff so I didnt get the 5 minutes of break that he did while he waited for me to come out
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I always find it funny when my twitter anniversary comes up. I had an account for years, but one time i was messing around with it and added my birthday. And then it was like "you created this account when you were too young so we have deleted it" So i had to make another
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All this means is that the cheese doesnt have animal rennet in it. You dont need to slaughter an animal to make cheese. Just like you dont need to slaughter an animal to make bread or cereal or crisps... Theyre all halal. Are you going to stop eating those too?
Anna 🇺🇸
@realAnn_29
Sep 25
Went to Costco for groceries, walked past the cheese aisle, and checked Tillamook myself. Yeah… it's on the package. Done with them.
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I started using salicylic acid face pads and I ended up with a few painful spots on my cheeks/jaw. I also have a line of tiny white ish spots on my forehead. Was trying to figure out why because they arent my normal spots. And theyre in a curved line across my forehead...
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I think that my scarf hat/scarf moves up and down during the day and it rubbed off my spf 30/50 moisturiser on my forehead. So I got a sunburnt line on my forehead between where the scarf hat normally is and where it sometimes drops to...
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Sometimes ill wake up and imagine that ive checked the time and how long until my alarm This morning i was telling myself I still had 15 mins to sleep until my alarm went so I was waiting with my eyes closed wondering why it wasnt ringing.
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And because it wasnt ringing, I thought id check again. Then I just imagined myself picking up my phone and checking the time... Finally forced my eyes open to actually check and i had 2.5 hours left to sleep???
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