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So, which charts are showing this patter today?
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This is Praaivaate Propertty. lamo! the accent.. i like it. like some good ol'outlaw movies
he ain’t right for this
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Nice writeup. Amazes me that just a 16 year old kid did all these.
Sahil is trying to expose every KOL But I have the files on @villainmonkey himself From "serial entrepreneur" in Forbes to "serial rugger" on CT The is the crazy life of a multi millionaire coin launcher: Meet Sahil Arora: > Name: Sahil Arora > Nationality: Indian > Based in: Dubai The early days (2016–2020): 2016: > Drops out of university at just 16 > Builds his first product: an iris-scanning app 2017: > Launches Cabby, a taxi app > Starts installing Bitcoin ATMs around the world 2018: > Launches ZelaaCoin (ZLC) > Reportedly raises $1.2M > Gets "featured in Forbes India" (paid) 2019: > Launches ZPAY > Another token that eventually goes to zero 2020: > Moves to Dubai > Launches ZelaaPayAE (payments token) > Lists Floyd Mayweather and Akon as backers 2021: The celebrity connections begin > Launches Firdaos, an NFT project > Soulja Boy promotes the Firdaos NFT album > His bio claims he was part of Peter Thiel's 2016 program and attended Draper University At this point, Sahil was presenting himself as a successful young entrepreneur But things were about to get interesting 2022–2023: The networking era 2022: > Starts DMing celebrities > Offers to help them launch tokens and NFTs 2023: > Tries raising money for multiple projects > Makes questionable claims about investment connections, including Justin Sun > Shares a celebrity promotion price list He wasn't just building crypto projects anymore He was building a network of celebrities And in 2024, that network became his business 2024: The celebrity coin factory This is where things get wild. Soulja Boy & Rich the Kid: > Coins tied to their accounts get launched and promoted > Prices collapse > Celebs later claim they were hacked or scammed Caitlyn Jenner (JENNER): > Jenner promotes her token > Says she was scammed by Sahil A later lawsuit alleges Sahil promised her $50K upfront Plus 80% of the revenue for a single tweet Iggy Azalea (IGGY): > Sahil sells an "IGGY" presale in his TG > Collects around $380K, according to Decrypt > Buyers say they never received their tokens Davido (DAVIDO): > Davido promotes his token > Sahil tells Mariblock he paid Davido $30K Also claims Ansem received $100K to host the Davido Space And it didn't stop there JASON, LILPUMP and more followed All went to zero, while the deployers made millions 2025: From celebrity launcher to washed KOL > Things get quieter around Sahil. But he wasn't done. > Launches BROCCOLI from the old JENNER wallet One wallet cluster reportedly controls 79% of the supply > Claims he made $6.5M 2026: Back to Floyd Mayweather > Mayweather's accounts recently promoted another coin Sahil says he launched on Fomo. The result? Peaked at around $1M market cap Then crashed 96% 2026: Exposing Era After nearly a decade of launching projects, raising money, building celebrity connections and promoting tokens, Sahil has now become the guy exposing other KOLs > Says there's a huge cabal behind every token (involving Ansem and other huge KOLs) Honestly, do you believe him?
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Your body will "love" these simple movements more than you think
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Really ?
bro exposed how memecoin devs are making $100k + a month 17 mins of sauce you might wanna bookmark
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Holy! this is what kimchi was about!
🚨 LEAKED footage of the new South Park episode: Alon behind the scenes of the Kimchi rug.
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Black money act can Make you criminal 10Lakhs penalty😳, 10 years jail ! If you holding this....!
Mutual fund sahi Hai? 2001: 2cr middle family lost money. 42 Mutual funds, 2500+ scheme. If money is yours, why not keys? Best alternative...?
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Hack your nervous system with a simple tongue and breath reset.
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UROLOGISTS ARE SPEECHLESS. 5 SPICES THAT UNCLOG YOUR KIDNEY NEPHRONS WHILE YOU TOSS AND TURN. 1. Stop drinking cranberry juice. Eat raw celery seed at 10 PM; it raises urinary citrate and dissolves micro-calcifications. 2. Your glomeruli are leaking protein. Parsley tea reduces albuminuria — proven by morning dipstick changes. 3. Inhale juniper berry vapor. It increases glomerular filtration rate by 30% in one week. 4. Eat ¼ tsp of dill with water. Your aquaporin-2 channels upregulate, ending nocturnal trips to the bathroom. 5. If your urine is foamy, surface tension is off. Coriander seed tea starts normalizing it in 4 nights.
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Such a delightful read. Well researched & comprehensive. ethereum:0x6985884c4392d348587b19cb9eaaf157f13271cd
Despite being up 200% from its lows, I think ZRO is still the most underowned asset relative to its potential. It's a top 5 chain and a top 20 asset in the making. Read more about it in this 3-parts report, starting with part 1: xitter.cf/okay_lets_ride/status/…
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A neurologist once told me: “Stick out your tongue for 40 seconds removes cortisol faster than any pills and breathing exercises.” 1. Your neck is what's keeping you anxious.
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حسّن الدورة الدموية لمدة 5 دقايق يوميا
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✅대박 이거 알려준 사람한테 평생 절해야 할 판임 목이랑 어깨 뻐근해서 죽을 맛이었는데 이거 하니까 진짜 몇 초 만에 싹 풀리더라 ㅋㅋ 여태 왜 이 간단한 걸 몰랐나 싶다 어깨 통증 달고 살던 사람들 지금 당장 멈추고 이거 꼭 해봐
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This time, time is on my side. My dark horse is moving!
My last bet in crypto is on a 'dying' or a 'dark' horse. Only time will tell. I wish that time is on my side this time.
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Death begins in the big toe
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Respect this Man! Bravery.
Had this man not found the courage to fight back after being repeatedly attacked with an axe capable of cutting through metal—while bleeding profusely—and had the presence mind to trigger the hijack/emergency code, initiate the emergency response and open the cockpit door to allow passengers to assist him, the aircraft’s subsequent dive could have had catastrophic consequences. Had that aircraft not been recovered, the geopolitical consequences for the Middle East could have been profound and potentially irreversible. Sometimes history turns on the courage, resilience and presence of mind of one person. Yes. One Indian man.
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Lamo! crypto jews? seriously ?
I put this timeline together awhile back. It Continues in the comments.... This is a brief summery of the extent that jews will go to, to achieve a desired outcome. This is what we are up against!
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This simple clove habit might be doing more than you think.
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A hormone doctor told me: "Put your legs up the wall for 10 minutes before bed. In 2 weeks, the result will surprise you..." 1. It moves blood out of your legs
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Exercise & dance. 2 birds with 1 move
Exercises for flat stomach...
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