Snarktopus. Trans. Dad. Expect mostly puns. 👨👦👦+👧 🐶🚴🎨🏳️🌈 (he/him/his)
Brooklyn, NY
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Knows things… But apparently not how to spell whiskey.
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Graham Hoefer retweeted
nobody commits harder than a dad who lingers at the entrance to the family room pretending he’s uninterested in the show ur watching on tv
Graham Hoefer retweeted
PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.
Netflix has increased prices for:
• Basic up to $11.99
• Premium up to $22.99
And despite raising the profit margins, they continue to refuse to pay actors proper streaming residuals.
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Kanopy actually does have a limit of 10 films every month. You can 10 play credits at the beginning of every month on Kanopy.
myboca.us/DocumentCenter….
This is really poor UX. I clicked on the “notifications” tab try and this is what I’m shown. My immediate response? “Are you out of your Fucking mind?” I had to read it three times before I understood that they’re just making a special place see mentions from verified accounts.
I unlocked $30 Rush tickets for The Sign in Sidney Brustein’s Window on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/26553…
Lydia when looking at a church: why is there a giant cauldron in the yard?
Me: I don’t know I think it’s for the witches. Yes, the church witches.
Her: I think those are called nuns.
What in the blue check marked hell is this bullshit? Twilio fees really be hurting you that much, Elongated Muskrat? 🙄
Name one problem you have that you would gladly throw money at if someone came to you with a product that solved it for you?
Graham Hoefer retweeted
buying hogwarts legacy =/ you're a transphobe
but it does = you're giving money to a transphobe who is actively using said money to harm trans people
if youre armed with that info, I'd hope you'd make the wiser and kinder choice and not passively support jk rowling
Graham Hoefer retweeted
github.com/bakame-php/spec #php #specification a small PHP package implementing the Specification pattern for PHP8+ simple and to the point ... I hope. special thanx do @greydnls for the original work 😉
Finally made it in to horti to pick up my plant subscription! You should get one too heyhorti.myshopify.com
Graham Hoefer retweeted
Libraries and schools do more to prevent crime and poverty than police departments
Relatedly, if you’re hiring or know anyone who’s hiring and needs help with design systems, micro front ends, APIs or distributed systems, and values empathy, collaboration and a good work/life balance — lemme know.