"i stay out of politics" is how you get rapists running the motherfucking world.

there’s gonna be a lot more mature women saying motherfucker soon

do you guys think adam and eve had biblically accurate bushes?

atp nigga needa change his name to Blackface

can i be your significant bother?

if the kiss doesn’t feel cannibalistic, i don’t want it

sex so good you call the exorcism off

“twitter is dying” shut up we’re all dying

some people are obsessed by how many followers they have but i am obsessed with how many posts i have bc 23.7k is a mental illness

she sure is putting the “b” back in dumb

spider-man should be saving lives right now not being a cuck fuck goin on??

people who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell

wanna get together and remind each other why people should never get together?

if we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge

*blows you a kiss with my middle finger

there’s just no telling what scientific experiment i’m a product of

hot singles in your area want to harvest your organs for the black market

goth girl season is my favorite season of them all

social anxiety is a turn-on. like yeah babe let’s leave

woke up with my don’t give a fucks strong and my happiness even stronger