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Greg Behrens

@gregularcomedy

My name is Greg Behrens. I'm a comedian from Atlanta, GA. https://xitter.cf/t.co/uHabKob2ms https://xitter.cf/t.co/3yyisSrEiy…

 Atlanta, GA
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Joined July 2012
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I like women like I like my coffee sweetener. Equal.
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@gregularcomedy (Local Comedian and Crockpot King) on Nerdy For #comedypodcast . youtu.be/Y_AN5WW7U5E?si=pawI… via @YouTube
Greg Behrens (Local Comedian and Crockpot King) on Nerdy For Comedy Podcast with Amy Brown.

Greg Behrens (Local Comedian and Crockpot King) on Nerdy For Comedy Podcast with Amy Brown.

On a surprisingly sentimental episode of Nerdy For, Atlanta comic, ...

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This that Se7en rain.
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Surprise! It's Friday the 13th and a movie I'm in just dropped on Amazon. Also check out this sweet article about it in @FANGORIA !! fangoria.com/blood-mountain-… amazon.com/Blood-Mountain-Ma…
BLOOD MOUNTAIN MASSACRE: A High-Octane Fusion Of Punk Rock And DIY FX

BLOOD MOUNTAIN MASSACRE: A High-Octane Fusion Of Punk Rock And DIY FX

From DIY FX to writing and recording the original soundtrack, the BLOOD MOUNTAIN MASSACRE filmmakers take us behind the scenes of their indie love letter to slashers.

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@FANGORIA6 Sep 2024
Watch the BLOOD MOUNTAIN MASSACRE official trailer, like and share this post for a chance to win a prosthetic head used in the film and a t-shirt. bloodmountainmassacre.com @BloodMtMassacre @bobfuckingplace @LaughingSkull #sponsored
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Someone messaged me first thing this morning about the Oasis reunion and I was like dude, I need a little time to wake up.
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I call lube, Faux Hawk Tuah.
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Don't think anyone would mind if we change the team name to the Atlanta HAWK TUAH's.
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I invited my friend to a blues concert and he was like "Yea! I'd love to go, that sounds super fun!" so I said, "on second thought, it doesn't sound like you'd get it."
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Gonna stare at the sun for awhile before the eclipse just to get warmed up.
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"I've decided to take this in an entirely different direction." ~me talking to gps~
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"Been eating a lot of beans lately" he farted.
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"Just go with me for a second..." ~a comedian or a kidnapper~
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So many brockets already braken.
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I love when people say "I don't give two shits", yea you do, or you wouldn't be trying to one-up people with the amount of shits you don't give.
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I turned my clock too far ahead you guys, and now I can't get back to 2024.
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After best picture there's gonna be an open mic, so get yer name in that bucket.
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Guy after show: "So you perform anywhere else?" Me: "No, your company's Christmas party was my first time."
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I don't accept coincidences, I only take cashcidences.
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That last car payment hit different, especially when it's not two years after you don't have the car anymore.
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X should try surge pricing for when Meta apps go down.
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