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Actually DC, Mentally Philly
Joined October 2008
You already know what stooge wrote this
Tanner McKee-DeVonta Smith connection sizzles as Jalen Hurts sits and hopes he keeps his job ebx.sh/aFBG7M
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“Wide Deceiver”
Netflix is turning the viral Daejon Love scam into a new Untold documentary titled "Wide Deceiver." Love is accused of posing as a San Francisco 49ers player to scam more than two dozen women out of $1.3 million through fake romantic relationships and fraudulent investments. The documentary will tell the story through firsthand accounts from those affected by the alleged scheme.
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Every sports team I root for is actively trying to liquify my brain and zap my will to live
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One of the most overrated books in recorded history
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix is developing a movie adaptation of "Hatchet," Gary Paulsen’s 1987 young adult survival novel. • The film will be written and directed by Derek Cianfrance, best known for films such as “Blue Valentine” and “The Place Beyond the Pines.” • Per the synopsis: “Hatchet” follows “13-year-old Brian Robeson, who is stranded alone in the Canadian wilderness after a plane crash with nothing but the hatchet his mother gave him.” • Paulsen later expanded the story into a five-book series that included “The River” (1991), “Brian’s Winter” (1996), “Brian’s Return” (1999) and “Brian’s Hunt” (2003). wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWxk
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Fire Sirianni immediately
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Howie missed on Mukuba, get him off the field
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What was the penalty on trotter, let alone an ejection
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Philadelphia is the greatest city in the world
He had a seizure at Wrestlemania and was so happy with how the Linc staff helped him that he returned to Newcastle, England an Eagles fan “for life.” He turned his U.K. bar into a Birds nest and was on Broad Street when the Eagles won the NFC title. inquirer.com/eagles/london-n…
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The 7-11 cashier looking like Greg Maddux, elite Phillies ball knowers saw this coming
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Flyers serious?
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Eight pitches. Just end this season please
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Wouldn’t have to throw your closer 2 IP if your GM didn’t continue to whiff on bullpen arms
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No but what the hell was that second half
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Just a complete disaster of a second half
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Fix is VERY in on this one
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Fix is in on this one, gonna fire up the PS5
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Does this manager have a clubhouse- or a group chat-inside joke to just try and be as clueless as possible in the last week
Mattingly on Luzardo: "The only problem with Zeus is that you don't really know, right? Obviously, he's been one of our best pitchers. We're not going to be shy about using him. How much we're going to be able to use him, that's another question."
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The Phillies are losers, I’m sorry, it’s been the same thing since pissing away the NLDS to Arizona. From “can’t wait for a pool party” to “we’re in the drivers seat” Loser ball club, from the lineup to the bench to the front office. LOSERS.
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There are people out there that will look you in the face and tell you Justin Herbert is better than Jalen Hurts
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Absolutely insane how it only took a month for Man Utd to burn all their good will from last season to the ground. Bench, sack, sell, who cares. They are all awful
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