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Ghost Attic
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I am Nostradamus
@gregorybehrendt Your joke has come true...The Adult Rock Show happened last night at The Prairie Band Casino, Night Ranger started at 7, done by 8:30, home by 10 in time for @TheDailyShow #Prophecy #prognosticator
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When this is all over,
When this horrible chapter in our country’s story is closed,
People will forsake the craven, moral-less man currently residing in the White House.
They will deny him. They will deny ever supporting him.
But the rest of us will remember.
#MuellerHearing – at Murfreesboro, TN
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We’re cancelling a female comic and an entire comedy network over a minute of standup but that dude who jerks off in front of his colleagues deserves 10-15 more chances.
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"I stand with a serial adulterer, confessed predator, Russian-beholden, unapologetic racist, vulgar, emotionally unstable despot."
Fixed it for you.
Letting go of resentments will save your life. #selfcare #relationshipgoals #hesjustnotthatintoyou #gregbehrendt #coaching instagram.com/p/Bz83doVAmCQ/…
Letting go of resentments will save your life. #selfcare #relationshipgoals #hesjustnotthatintoyou #gregbehrendt #coaching instagram.com/p/Bz825sSgF4d/…
I approve
I've officially reached the point of my life where I iron reusable tote bags purchased at prog metal shows. \m/ What do you think, @gregorybehrendt?
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#adultrockshow
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I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD
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To anyone who said it can't happen here:
CONCENTRATION CAMPS
MILITARY PARADES
STATE PROPAGANDA NETWORK
WOMEN'S HEALTH CRIMINALIZED
RULE OF LAW SUSPENDED
COURTS STACKED WITH EXTREMISTS
NEPOTISM ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE
MEDIA ATTACKED AS "ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE"
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Holy shit. Trump supporters are rooting AGAINST the U.S. Women’s National team at the World Cup. This reminds me of those Trump supporters who wore the t-shirts that they’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat. Never has America seen such UNPATRIOTIC TRAITORS.
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Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him,
Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own stunning & humiliating defeat.
Thanks!
Adam
cc: @senatemajldr @McConnellPress
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Trump is responsible for these deaths.
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I wanted to text him that I’m thinking about him & I miss him, but I stopped myself, @gregorybehrendt. I kept hearing you say, “He’s Just Not That Into You. Don’t waste the pretty, Hot Stuff!” If he wanted to see me, he would have taken action by now. #HesJustNotThatIntoYou
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The most recent time I read “He’s Just Not That Into You,” I cried 🚩💧💦🌊, @gregorybehrendt. The message is crystal clear! Thank you again! #HesJustNotThatIntoYou. I remember seeing the movie when I was in college. The book is better! @TheLizTuccillo
