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audience/social. wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons as a kid so I don’t know what you’re taking about.

Joined December 2008
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Whoa ya’ll are still here? Wild.
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You're looking at the #travelerschoice #1 top attraction in the world. 📍Empire State Building tripadv.sr/3RGM7Yh
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If you're not doing anything this Sunday, maybe you should start planning your next trip to Kyoto.
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We heard a rumor that you've never been to Avignon, France before? If it's true, you better start booking your flights. Don't want that rumor to spread.
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I’m feeling three holo Charizards let’s open these bad boys
Found these Pokémon cards in my childhood things that are unopened, seems like it game in a cereal box, and are apparently not worth more than $10.
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I need an expert does this mean I can retire early?
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Found these Pokémon cards in my childhood things that are unopened, seems like it game in a cereal box, and are apparently not worth more than $10.
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Imagine torching your brand so badly that famous people are frantically testifying that they didn’t pay for your product
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We’re honoring Earth Day 🌏 with @WCKitchen. Help us support their emergency food relief efforts by donating to their Climate Disaster Fund and the Tripadvisor Foundation will match it. tripadv.sr/3KXDnIX
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wherein a Twitter bug accurately describes how Twitter got here
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Tomorrow, 4/20, we are removing legacy verified checkmarks. To remain verified on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: xitter.cf/i/twitter_blue_sign_up Organizations can sign up for Verified Organizations here: xitter.cf/i/verifiedorganization…
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Damn wasn’t ready for this in my feed today
Dude removing the Jacob Wirth sign today. Also, the host stand was outside. Cool hunk of history. Cc @universalhub
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It's giving "last time your scheduled @uber driver's call woke you up" energy.
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