Heard today in my training "We plan for failure with our brain, but plan for risk with our hearts." -Unknown

Based on the commercials, I wonder which movie ignores the laws of physics more... "Gravity", or "Machete Kills".

"Just cuz I rock... Doesn't mean I'm made of stone." I can't recall where I heard this (Jim Carey?) but it always makes me smile.

I'm all for virtualization marketplace analysis, but this pic looks like it was drawn by a 3rd grader in mspaint.

"Where are we on that?" Me: "what? You mean what you just mentioned, just now?" "Yes" Me: "oh, we're on top of that" "Good" (Really?!?!)

I just reached Level 4 of the "Jetsetter" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 15 different airports! 4sq.com/10KjUSV

Speaking at Tech Junction today in Spokane. 1pm at Red Lion Convention Center, theater 2. – at Spokane, WA

I just unlocked the "Shutterbug" badge on @foursquare for adding photos to my check-ins. Say cheese! 4sq.com/WEf1po

I just unlocked the “Birdie” badge on @foursquare for checking in to golf courses! Fore! 4sq.com/STk8Nm

I just reached Level 3 of the "Jetsetter" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different airports! 4sq.com/PJsNS0

I'm at Voodoo Doughnut (Portland, OR) w/ 3 others [pic]: 4sq.com/QcNapT

I'm at Portland International Airport (PDX) (Portland, OR) w/ 30 others 4sq.com/MhFXbA – at Portland, OR

I'm at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) (SeaTac, WA) w/ 42 others 4sq.com/NZM7OX – at SeaTac, WA

Speaking at Total Recall premiere with Extreme, Nimble and Veeam. (@ Regal Meridian 16) 4sq.com/T6oVgQ – at Seattle, WA

I just unlocked the "Photogenic" badge on @foursquare! Say cheese! 4sq.com/T6oVgM

I just unlocked the "Zoetrope" badge on @foursquare for checking in to movie theaters! #FilmBuff 4sq.com/T6oUJX

My absolute favorite coffee spot. Very very Italian. So glad to be downtown early enough to get some! 4sq.com/NQwxVF

I just reached Level 2 of the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different coffee shops! 4sq.com/NQwAka