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infrastructure engineer, gamer, traveler, #colgateuniversity graduate, meat popsicle. 日本語でどうぞ。 (Opinions are mine, not my employer's.)

New York, NY
Joined January 2014
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“It feels like we’ve been traveling on this quest for a decade,” said Ser Lam. Galda nodded. “We have. We’re in the beginning of the new book now. The last one was written 10 years ago.” “Oh. Where were we going again?” “The fuck if I know. I don’t even remember my last name.”
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It's time to up our infosec shitposting game (listen with audio)
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“No one may remove the sword from the stone,” said the wizard. A large man stepped forward and bellowed, “I’ll claim it!” “You can’t!” the wizard warned. “Oh yeah? Watch me!” “You can’t! You see the sword is an NFT, so the true owner is actually tracked through the blockchain—“
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How many times have you seen this? Engineer says, "Descriptive variable names are so important," yet the name of their team is something like The Applesauce Top Hat Brigade because of an inside joke from eight years ago.
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Twitter could very easily conclude that the whole site incites violence and ban itself
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FLASH WARNING: @tapstri is identifying RW extremists forums of exMilitary Oathkeepers & Boogaloo bois discussing armed attacks on HQs & offices of major tech companies servers & NEWSMEDIA newsrooms w/ intent to destroy their systems & endanger personnel. #IncreaseYourSecurity
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I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage. After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.
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Word of the day has to be ‘suspire’: to (finally) breathe out.
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This is what I despise here 100%
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At the request of Lady M, the High Chancellor GM of the Texas Renaissance Festival shall provide a State of the Festival address each quarter to update our guests, vendors and performers of ongoing happenings at the festival. Please enjoy. #TexRenFest texrenfest.com/news/gmq2
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I know a boss fight when I see one.
Replying to @BreakingNews
Pope Francis presides over a moment of prayer in the middle of an empty St. Peter’s Square. (Photos: Yara Nardi/AFP)
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A modern Robin Hood who only steals the phones of people who play music loudly in public transit
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how can there be more than one final fantasy
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I’m going to retweet this every single day: If Barack Obama had “hereby ordered” private companies to do anything, every Republican & Conservative in America would have completely lost their shit.
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Auditors: show me a thing Me: *pastes some text from the shell* Auditors: we don't trust that, please send us a screenshot Me: *Sends Screenshot of the shell* Auditors: great!! #opslife #audits
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Stages of a Toxic Fandom: 1. I love this 2. I own this 3. I control this 4. I can't control this 5. I hate this 6. I must destroy this
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I like how on Reddit a brave soul posted "please remember that Mozilla is run by humans" and half of the responses are basically "lol no, fuck them." I used to pride myself on being able to wade into toxic online communities and calm things down. Not anymore. It's not worth it.
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