Hi! I'm an actor. Love me! Watch for me in episode 5 of The Politician! Also see me in Eighth Grade, New Amsterdam, Difficult People & Broad City! He/Him

New York, NY
Joined June 2009
I love early shoot days! Know why? Because they're shoot days. #actorslife
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Greene: Here's a bunch of honeyed words in which I don't actually apologize or refute any of the things I've said. House GOP: Yay, cover!
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The only thing I know about securities trading is that Snoopy really wants Linus' blanket.
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Little Known Fact: One benefit of running the @DNC is getting your ears cleaned out by a poorly-groomed Berenstain Bear. #TheMoreYouKnow
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Today is the DVD release of @eighthgrademov! Since it's also John Lennon's birthday, and our director @boburnham loves the YouTubes, lookie what I made! Oh, sorry in advance, @ElsieKFisher. youtu.be/GuQAJnp-zAM
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Uh, because I'm an idiot, I had to re-upload this video. Here is the link: youtu.be/O-uTqMauNQ0
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...because "BattleWaldos" doesn't sound as good.
I always forget that the VP has their own song. #InaugurationDay
10 1/2 hours already! Come on!
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Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses at "Eye of the Tiger." Thank you, I'm here all week!
Karaoke is all fun and games until you start the trend of ruining all your favorite songs
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Hey, new Tiktok. First one not about acting, but a tiktokky thing.. Please go, like, comment and/or friend as you see fit. vm.tiktok.com/ZMJvSDUYa/
Why, do you have other plans for more sedition?
To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.
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Got a gift card for the holidays. Thought I'd upgrade my lighting (was desk lamps with clamps). Found a pair of @neewer LED arrays. One next to the camera, another behind the chair, and boom - great light with no shadows. Can't wait to do my next self tape!
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Never forget that @tedcruz and @HawleyMO are COUP PLOTTING MOTHERFUCKERS
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With the vote now certified, all that’s left for Biden are the final written exam and traditional swimsuit competition but these are mere formalities.
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We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...
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You didn't do your Constitutional duty before, Senator Learned-His-Lesson! Some of this is on you!
The lawlessness and violence on Capitol Hill today was a dangerous, shameful, and outrageous attack on our democracy.  But this attack will not deter Congress from performing our constitutional duty.  We will affirm the certified results of the presidential election.
I fixed the privacy settings now, so it should even be viewable!
Hey, I made a TikTok video about my audition today. Anyone who knows me knows how insecure I get w/people watching me dance, so posting it to public was actually the most stressful experience I had today (I know!). Here is the link to my TT: vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWGf1JP/
Hey, I made a TikTok video about my audition today. Anyone who knows me knows how insecure I get w/people watching me dance, so posting it to public was actually the most stressful experience I had today (I know!). Here is the link to my TT: vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWGf1JP/