A. Taylor Greenquist

Can we get a VH1 Where Are They Now? for Cristalena and the Chick Magnet? @mikeherreraTD are they alive, maybe dating?

When I was young, people didn't care about new telephones. They just used what they had.

Does anyone ever say just a quick visit to the Apple store?

Trying to find cool haircut ideas, I googled “if Steven Tyler had short hair” and thus far only can find pictures of buzz cut Liv.

Problem with self driving cars.. that fool rear-ends you then drives off for his next battery juice fix

Will @TheRyanAdams ever play a small US club, you know like @JuddApatow set up for the final scene of This is 40? We can only dream, humans.

Build a deck and look underneath. instagram.com/p/BGkGRNURS0S/

So good to see @peterjamescasey! instagram.com/p/BDcCkLfxS_p/

Can't decide who's the worst kid: Maddie Conrad, Haddie Braverman or Julie Taylor. BRATZ.

If you only surround yourself with people that vote the same as you, then you're missing it.

My girl likes to read. She's wonderful and I'm crushing on her. instagram.com/p/BCQwvsTRS1r/

For Sale: Digitech Drop and A Custom 17" Projection Crash. $150 each. This message will self… instagram.com/p/BCQv9x9RS0M/

That moment when Chip or Joanna calls the client and explains they need to address and impending issue 😳

When you get married, time with Netflix is way more intentional.

Get on board with @isaacgill in 2016. Miss @team_conley almost as much as his painted kick head. instagram.com/p/BBg3WY4RS_K/

The fear of unknowing can be a crippling agent of constancy, or a motivation to step into faith. Rationale has no opinion in the matter.

"..the quiet creep of falling down, falling in. A contest of wills, the agonies of architects against the patience of nature." Scrapper