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@greeneggsnSam12

I am 4.6 Billion years old. (he/him)

Joined February 2012
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@JT_LinesSep 19
Bruce Buffer tonight introducing Gable
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Nah seeing a rapist cripple and embarrass himself with millions watching and all of those who helped rehabilitate his image have to eat crow and feel disappointed is a very great outcome.
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@Home_of_FightJul 12
This is literally the worst possible outcome. Anything but this would have been better. #UFC329
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POATAN STOPS ANKALAEV IN 1 #UFC320 xitter.cf/C0MB4TT/status/1974698…
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oh, word?
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Confirmed: Darnold is HIM
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Replying to @HoustonTexans
@HoustonTexans
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Every time I see a dog in public I give it a British Royal Navy salute
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This is the most I've seen Alex Pereira smile. They even got him to slightly chuckle. xitter.cf/JustTheFights2/status/…
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ROBERT WHITTAKER KNCOKS OUT ALISKEROV EARLY IN ROUND 1 #UFCSaudiArabia xitter.cf/TakeruCigarra/status/1…
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“remote work” ???? Yeah buddy, all my remotes work, thanks to batteries
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HOLLOWAY STANDS AND TRADES AND KNOCKS OUT JUSTIN GAETHJE COLD #UFC300 xitter.cf/Haduuuucken/status/177…
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wholesome ass callout by Karl Williams #UFCVegas89
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I'm really hoping to find an IT job in Sweden. Does anyone have any leads? :) Right now I work as an IT support professional but I've been learning a lot of full stack development this past year! Thanks for any signal or help 💜
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being a forgetful man has taught me a lot. I can’t tell you what, exactly
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PEOPLE OF EARTH, may we present the INVINCIBLE SEASON 2 TRAILER
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Swifties learning who Gronk is from Kelce means they're about two Wikipedia pages away from learning about Aaron Hernandez
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The European mind cannot comprehend this
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