dads.. what’s up with that

one thing about me i will always judge a book by its cover

i am so sorry but i simply cannot deny the fact that i luv it

phoebe bridgers you will pay for what you have done to songwriting

picking up a shift at the tortured poets department

me and taylor swift are at exactly the same place in our lives. dating a hot guy and having a great career. it’s the same thing exactly i loveher

no bc i literally have got nothing on but the radio

troy sovan you will never make drinking beeer cool

anyone else up grabbing they dududuu

i get a new haircut and think i’m non binary

paging dr. polachek

i want to have a conversation with caroline polachek

i’m thinking of edging things

pooping. shitting even

hiii i’ve decided to stop tweeting here but you can still find me at @cnstntnnn

don’t wanna end the year on bad terms with anyone so if you never listened to a song i sent you apologize to me right now

i think it’s okay for straight actors to play gay characters but it’s never okay for james corden to play a gay character. or any character. i don’t want james corden to act. i don’t want james corden in front of a camera ever again

i really can’t stress enough how much i need this

happy birthday jake gyllenhaal