@gratzmr

for the fellas

Joined June 2018
My lack of understanding is a weapon
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The hardest part of Florida week is pretending Tom Petty doesn’t fucking rule #Tigers
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How do I block/mute Kevin Hart from my entire life
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Tigers
I love College Football because HOLY SHIT! 🤣
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Alex Golesh is the man. From Victory Day….to bringing in the band to teach the team the Fight Song…to dominating sloppy Alabama with a classy, traditional team photo….his start at Auburn has been very fun to watch. And I can’t wait til he wins on the field too. #WarEagle
“Can I interview you?” One of the Victory Day athletes interviews Auburn head coach Alex Golesh and it’s great.
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Just retired some freaking LEGENDS from the underwear drawer
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Opening the liquor store will be one of my greatest accomplishments
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Maybe Phils need me to buy that Roy Oswalt jersey to spice things up
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I sit on a throne of lies
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🦊 & 🍎 gone for the weekend. Hoop in da living room
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Fumbled the soap and caught it, not today Netanyahu
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I just got Na Na’d and referred to as Poopy. Don’t know that, I’ll be able to recover from this
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This should be on pornhub. #Flyers #LetsGoFlyers
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The recipe calls for minced retard, and I’ve never been in the business of skimping
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THE POPE HAS BLESSED THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS 🙏 FLYERS FEVER IS SWEEPING THE WORLD
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it's me and my back pain against the world
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I wasn’t gonna drink this weekend, but the geriatric Red Panda at the Philadelphia Zoo died today💔
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I’ve done a phenomenal job establishing myself as the “Toss apple in the air and catch it while walking back to seat” guy at my office Hold that thought…Kenny Loggins
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I’m unfuckwithable rn
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Neighbor just asked 🦊 what we are doing to our lawn. I am so fuckng back. Unreal for the ego
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