Former Republican; left the party long before treason & espionage became the norm. Freelance writer. Tweets= mix of comedy, snark, white lies, yet 99% truthful
Woods of Maine
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Grantford Ritchie retweeted
Fact: This chode is only one cheeseburger away from monitoring your menstrual cycles
Two piss in a pod
Dear Donald and Melania Trump,
Congratulations on history’s greatest comeback!
Your historic return to the White House offers a new beginning for America and a powerful recommitment to the great alliance between Israel and America.
This is a huge victory!
In true friendship,
yours,
Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu
@realDonaldTrump
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Grantford Ritchie retweeted
"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."
Silver linings?
- ratings of presidents will have 45 and 47* at the very bottom
- Trump will set a new record for impeachments (3? 4?)
* maybe 48 if Biden resigns
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Grantford Ritchie retweeted
“Daddy?”
Yes Johnny?
“King Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced me to work in a factory and let mommy die when she was pregnant with my little sister, so why did you vote for him?”
“Because the price of eggs was too high, son.”
Grantford Ritchie retweeted
Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag
Grantford Ritchie retweeted
Big win for post-liberal politics and economics. Also for measles, mumps, polio, and tooth decay.
Paraphrasing a quote from Republican Michael Murphy several years ago about Repubs.
We’re like eunuchs at a party at the Playboy mansion. We can watch what’s going on, but we can’t participate
Our nation’s democratic system functioned last night and we have a new President-elect. All Americans are bound, whether we like the outcome or not, to accept the results of our elections. We now have a special responsibility, as citizens of the greatest nation on earth, to do everything we can to support and defend our Constitution, preserve the rule of law, and ensure that our institutions hold over these coming four years. Citizens across this country, our courts, members of the press and those serving in our federal, state and local governments must now be the guardrails of democracy.
Dear #DonaldTrump
Later today, I’ll be experiencing an uncontrollable evacuation of my bowels.
To be clear, it’s colonoscopy prep and not a wear-garbage-bags-type expression of solidarity
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Grantford Ritchie retweeted
I’d like to take this moment to say a hearty FUCK YOU to Merrick Garland.
The sad thing is, no matter who wins the presidency, I will be pushing back on right-wing lies & gaslighting for the rest of my life.
Even if Trump loses & is held accountable, we’re still dealing with MAGAphiliacs, in office or with loud voices
#Vote2024
#VoteKamala
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On #electionday2024
All that matters is #vote
It doesn’t matter:
- number of huge flags flying on pick up trucks
- number of MAGA posts on Xhitter
- crowd sizes, or lack of
#VoteKamala
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