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if you’re the type of person that tries to block people from zipper merging, you will actually go to hell. one of the fewer known deadly sins.
At my favorite dive bar playing Limp Bizkits critically acclaimed Nu-Metal album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water from front to back on priority play
So my friends at work are trying to convince me that I should have no reason to hate you and honestly have been thinking about it all morning… I just wanted to tell you that I do in fact still hate you, bb.
Grant retweeted
We gotta have more golf tournaments where the options are win or enlist in the military
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I love how most everyone just straight up lies in their voicemail message
“Your call is VERY important to me..”
“I will call you back as SOON as possible”
“If I didn’t answer it’s because I am in a meeting”
“I am currently busy with clients”
Buncha bullshit lmao
There is no better feeling than walking into a bar when Everybody Wants to Rule the World is playing
