Coworker: Would you like some beef vegetable soup? Me: No thanks. I don’t like peas. Coworker: Oh, no problem, it just has green beans. Me: Oh, OK. That's great, thanks! Hmmm. There are definitely some funny looking green beans in this soup.

I like Phil Vischer.

Can we get Sen Tim Scott for president? Please?@SenatorTimScott

Went out to the movies with my boys yesterday afternoon. It may have been a 40 year old movie, but it sure was nice to watch a movie in a movie theater again... #fathersonouting #theempirestrikesback #thebigscreen #openingday @AMCTheatres

Dear Woke Churches, please stop telling me you're a woke church. Just be The Church. Actively be the hands & feet of Jesus, act/operate with kindness, compassion, & empathy, most importantly - share the Gospel. Thank you, that is all.

So my 2 oldest boys (15 & 13) are now “debating” whether Qwerty from VeggieTales is a boy or a girl. Can we get something definitive Mike Nawrocki, @philvischer, @VeggieTales ? #Qwertyquestions #MikeNawrocki #PhilVischer #VeggieTales

New Coronavirus Book! From New York Times Bestselling Author Rachel Hollis – The Coronavirus Book We’ve All Been Waiting For! Purchase your copy now – Before everything is closed… @TheBabylonBee #washyourhands #donttouchyourface #wherehasallthetoiletpapergone

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Eiffel Tower selfie @KingsDominionVA #kingsdominion

Michael W Smith singing “Friends” at the funeral of President George HW Bush - all of a sudden it’s like I’m a 9th or 10th grade boy at a goodbye get together at church Youth Group. ☺️

After hemming & hawing for probably a good year, we finally pulled the trigger & switched cell phone providers. After 17-ish years, it will be a VERY welcome change to see our bill drop by more than half. Hello @Twigby! Sorry @sprint :-( #pinchthosepennies

"You called my name & I ran out of that grave!" We are jammin' this morning @firstnorfolk #onKempsville! #churchlikefamily

Getting over 2/3rds of the way into your large print job & realizing you forgot to update a piece of information from last month's printing... UGH! #fail #DOH #facepalm #reprint

When. You. Know. The. Notes. To. Sing. You. Can. Sing. Most. An-y-thing! #TheSoundOfMusic #Christmastime #FamilyFun #MakingMemories

God is amazing! I love 2 see him healing & putting families back together @firstnorfolk. Woo-hoo!

Know someone grades 6-12? They should come join us TONIGHT at our @firstnorfolk Back to School Bash - food, games, giveaways! All FREE!

Hey @HaleyHowerin- since you're a Harry Potter gal, thought this might be something you'd enjoy. goo.gl/mmwjPM Have a great day!

Stop hiding ur light under a bushel - Shine! Share! Show! @firstnorfolk @ericjthomas #Light

Vacation Bible School @firstnorfolk is next week! It's one of the BEST weeks of the year. Be sure to register today! firstnorfolk.org/vbs xitter.cf/firstnorfolk/status/87…

Gearin' up for VBS. Woo-hoo! Look at that handsome dude on the far right. I love that guy! :-) @mrsggray @firstnorfolk @LifeWayVBS #Yes2VBS xitter.cf/firstnorfolk/status/87…