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A golden retriever suffering from seizures seemingly lost her spunk — until one day her owners brought home a miracle cure — a duck named Louie. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.
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Ok but now what about the rest of the ingredients that cause explosive diarrhea
Taco Bell removes lettuce from menu after links to explosive diarrhoea
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Haters will say it’s shopped
Mitch McConnell has FINALLY released that proof of life video and demonstration of his fitness to continue serving as a United States senator. Thanks Mitch, we appreciate you. Much love.
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Aren’t you carrying @elonmusk ‘s baby?
Replying to @JoeBiden
Did your staff write this?
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So sorry you interpreted it as offensive. It certainly wasn’t my intention 😂
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UPDATE: Trump deleted this post
I’m old enough to remember when U.S. presidents didn’t constantly repost praise from authoritarian strongmen
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We’ve have zero comms across the Army. Soldiers are looking to the Sergeant Major Of The Marine Corps for inspiration and guidance. They’ve started to call him “Tio”. Also, troops can’t talk to Congress without getting fragged for not asking permission. Mid rank Leaders are now using “disappearing messages” contacting us as their raters are threatening to find out if they have hit @usawtfm or @rArmyReddit .
Hegseth tells Congress to talk to the mid-rank officers to hear about their experiences in the military. Flashback: he tried to ban Pentagon officials from talking to lawmakers without express permission. nbcnews.com/politics/nationa…
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The White House App has OneSignal's full GPS pipeline compiled in, polling your location every 4.5 minutes, syncing your exact coordinates to a third party server.
🇺🇸 🚀 LAUNCHED: THE WHITE HOUSE APP Live streams. Real-time updates. Straight from the source, no filter. The conversation everyone’s watching is now at your fingertips. Download here ⬇️ 📲 App Store: apps.apple.com/us/app/the-wh… 📲 Google Play Store: play.google.com/store/apps/d…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The White House App saves the user’s exact location to a remote server every 4.5 minutes with no way to disable this feature. x.com/thereallo1026/…
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well fuck her too
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DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.
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You can just say “yeah, we fucked up and we’re going to do our best to make it right” You don’t have to defend everything.
Asked Sen. John Kennedy, R-La., about the bombing of the girls' school in Iran. "It was terrible. We made a mistake," he said. "Other countries do that sort of thing intentionally, like Russia. We would never do that intentionally. I think the department is investigating it now, and I'm sorry. I'm just so sorry it happened. It was a mistake."
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Holy smokes….incredible finish at LA Marathon today by American Nathan Martin coming from behind to catch and beat Kenyan Michael Kamari at the finish line
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He ain’t no fortunate one
'South Park' writer calls for Barron Trump to be drafted to war with distasteful website trib.al/c70TT8F
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'South Park' writer calls for Barron Trump to be drafted to war with distasteful website trib.al/c70TT8F
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We kicked the hornets’ nest
More footage out of Iran shows people taking to the streets, celebrating the death of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
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Give the people what they want @danawhite
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Cain vs. everyone on the Epstein list. UFC: Whitehouse
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"The very Russian soldier responsible for the execution of Ukrainian prisoners of war last October in the Kursk region has been captured." - Zelenskyy.
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US Speaker Johnson: "I don't foresee military intervention in Greenland... I think diplomatic channels is the way to go... the president is playing chess, as we say... we have a lot going on right now, so that's just one small piece to a larger puzzle."
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