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Joined November 2012
How I imagine companies deliberating on my job applications
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Grace Haugh retweeted
JUST SAW ONE OF THE ”GREATEST MOVIE TRAILERS IVE “EVER SEEN”… NEW”NICOLAS (NICKY) CAGE MOVIE TRAILER IS GENIUS FROM FIRST SECOND‼️NICKY IS ON 🔥.THIS IS NICOLAS CAGE AT HIS VERY,VERY,BEST, “CHRISSY,BRING ME THE BIG KNIFE” ACTING🏆,ONLY BETTER‼️ 🎈I ALWAYS KNEW IT👻
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SHOCKING!!! Cecil doesn’t like gummy worms
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Grace Haugh retweeted
Nothing compares 2 U by Joey Howard and I, drum loops by Aaron Steele 🙏🙏 have a great week! youtu.be/a2a6rqnnBWM
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Parrot rides on her favorite dog’s back everywhere — even hiking! 💞
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Parents Unsure if Infant Matches the Vibe They Were Going For: ow.ly/g2UY50DDEvM
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Clean. Off. The. Top. Of. Ur. Rides. Please.
Replying to @NashSevereWx
Whoops sorry! A friend sent this - said it came off a utility van.
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The vanishing at the Cecil hotel is like when you have an 8 page paper due but only one page of content so you have to stretch each sentence out into 2 paragraphs
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Ok, since a lot of people seem confused, I'll explain what's going on with GME. Brace yourselves. This is gonna be a long thread.
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about. Starting with a classic: STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE
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New project! We built an A.I. bot that mercilessly judges your taste in music on Spotify. See how your data stacks up against millions of indicators of objectively good music, including Pitchfork reviews and record store recommendations pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-m…
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First present is wrapped.
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Grace Haugh retweeted
“Her name is Charlotte, and she's basically part of the family ❤️” thedo.do/2K9s4la
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“They want to hug you and they want to kiss you” hmmmmmmmmmmm
.@realDonaldTrump just blamed U.S. soldiers and police officers for giving Hope Hicks coronavirus.
did u know that trump has TWENTY-SIX SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS filed in court?? and SEVEN are against CHILDREN? How did we allow this monster to be our president? These types of records wouldn’t even hold up for a job in the food industry.
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