@govtnom

I’m a chronic tv series watcher. Eldest boy

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Joined August 2011
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@Ssaasquatch12h
Losing 6 figures on a trade is just another Wednesday but paying $20 delivery fee makes me question the essence of humanity, existence and the entire point of civilization.
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Les Nigérians qui prient pour que ce soit leur président wesh y a pas à être égoïste comme ça , Vous l’avez depuis 3 ans seulement nous on supporte le nôtre depuis 44 ans Vous pouvez nous accorder ce décès, non ? 😭
EDIRI
@EdiriQX15h
Breaking News: A sitting president of an African country just passed away in a hospital abroad but it’s being kept as a secret.
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City Xtra
@City_Xtra14h
[34'] PSG's travelling fans are now doing the Poznan. 0-3. #UCL
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Bruh these girls are good 😭🔥, see pickup lines.
Big Mo!
@BigMorisss10 Jun 2022
I just saw this video Kraks Tv posted of girls shooting shot at Pengman with pick up lines 😂😂, bruh these girls are good.
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It’s always aside the most and only important thing in the sport Always aside goal scoring
TobyWrites
@tobyasky20h
Asides goalscoring, go and bring anything in this life, Lamine go kill Mbappe. Pass o, dribble o, skills o, creating chances o, anything, Lamine go wound am. Boy wey dey craze.
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asekun
@EngrAsekun17h
To make Ronaldo lock in during him UCL days no even hard. Imagine say Madrid get match by 8pm, by afternoon make interviewers don use mumu questions take ragebait am. Na once e go enter that pitch, e go just score hat-trick take shut everybody up.
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If Na Apple, John for don forward am come group 😂
Oliur
@UltraLinx23h
Holy moly. Check your batteries folks.
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Ewgi
@Ssaasquatch17h
One of the greatest privileges of wealth is the ability to ensure that the people you care about never have to face certain problems alone.
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Attention please!!! Kindly beware of this fellow. He checked into two apartments (Utako and Wuye Abuja) and stole PS5 console and Pads. If you have any information that can lead to his capture, please, kindly send a dm. Thank you!
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everyday there’s a new way
Buyi
@zynnitta_trueOct 13
My step boyfriend is angry that I spent the night with my biological boyfriend 😭
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my doctor prescribed me kissing you 10,000 times without stopping
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Today is National I Love You Day.
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juwon★@_xxielOct 13
Me I actually wanna make out
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This is how the jews sold history
Aztro🇵🇸@AgkAztroOct 13
This is the most beautiful gif ever
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Where did he put a foot wrong?
United Fin
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Glad everyone can see this now, no longer a hot take. #mufc
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Hassan@H34SSANv223h
These lot always need to have it worse or better than everyone else. Tell a Liverpool fan you’ve been to Tenerife and he’s been to Elevenerife
JUGGERNAUT@juggggggernautOct 13
I think the Wirtz hate has eclipsed whatever Pogba had to go through
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67+3 =70 26-3 =23 Then 70+23 =93
lily
@vxylilyOct 13
Without using a calculator, what happens in your head when you add 67+26?
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lol. He’a not a bad buy But yall do not know football
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑
@YesItsBashOct 13
God will punish the person that signed Andrey Santos, his former club and all their fans 🙏🏾
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You just carelessly posted cars and plate numbers
Wisdom Akpan
@Wisdom_Ak_Oct 13
A day in the life 🐒 9-5 edition #oilandgas
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Queensland Hotel Association just posted this on their Instagram…
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