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telling my mom i want top surgery "in order to fit into a racing car more easily"
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gas station man put my bubly tall boy in a brown bag and i drove away drinking it like that to be polite
kandy muse holding a pillow on her tummy on prime time television is a win for chunky girlies everywhere
my great grandma moved away without telling anyone, changed her number and everything because "we didn't give her enough attention"
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today was my last day at my job which means I can finally show y'all the best review I have ever gotten
this is dumb but does anyone want like, a bunch of beer? I have so much and I am thinking I'll probably do a damp january so I want to get rid of most of it
please help settle an argument. have you been fingered in the club?
39%yeah we've ALL been there
61%no (im a class traitor)
38 votes • Final results
you know when you think you're over your daddy issues and then you have a dream that you slammed him against a wall by his neck and called him a pathetic piece of shit and then you wake up and you're like hmm