
Elixir/Erlang/Rust/bit of everything developer. I like to build things. @bitwalker@fosstodon.org
Saratoga Springs, NY
Joined August 2010
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I haven’t tweeted in months, but these chips have required me to ask: America, why the fuck don’t we have these on our shelves? Montréal gets it, what’s our excuse?
#!/usr/bin/env bash
killall ZoomOpener
osascript -e 'tell application "System Events" to delete login item "ZoomOpener"'
rm -rf ~/.zoomus/*
chmod 000 ~/.zoomus
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Distribution is one of Elixir's greatest strengths, but taking advantage of it properly is a non-trivial problem. Cadre can help!
Get up to speed on architecting your distributed system with @gotbones at @LonestarElixir!
LonestarElixir.com/2019/spea…
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
My Phoenix LiveView writeup is out! It details our latest progress and shows off a bunch of demo applications. We show autocomplete in 35 LOC, a complete snake game in 330 LOC, and how our optimizations match hand-written JSON in payload size.
dockyard.com/blog/2018/12/12…
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Speakers for @LonestarElixir 2019 are posted!
Check them out at LonestarElixir.com!
@yoooodaaaa
@bcardarella
@dandresselhaus
@KronicDeth
@ericoestrich
@davidpick
@sprsmpl
@gotbones
@redrapids
@gregvaughn
@zacky1972
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Thanks to @t_sloughter, the OpenCensus website now has Erlang quickstarts:
* Tracing quickstart opencensus.io/quickstart/erl…
* Stats quickstart opencensus.io/quickstart/erl…
He also maintains the Erlang implementation of OpenCensus!
🙏🏅💡 – at Palo Alto, CA
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
"Overload control for scaling WeChat microservices" Zhou et al., SoCC'18 blog.acolyer.org/2018/11/16/… #themorningpaper
A peek at the WeChat backend and the overload control systems that protect it from request surges.
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Minor update to the Keynote presenters for Lonestar ElixirConf 2019. Our three awesome keynote presenters are being joined by José Valim!
That’s right. Not only do we have 4 keynote speakers for 2019, we get to hear from José too!
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Lonestar ElixirConf CFP submission has been extended until Nov 14!
You still have time to submit your proposal…and get free BBQ!
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
This show is in a world all it’s own. Bravo @RMcElhenney and all involved. Thanks for a bit of beauty in these dark & challenging days.
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
CAP theorem of conference speaking:
1. Cover a lot of ground
2. Speak slow
3. Finish in given time
- Pick only two
- 3rd property is mandatory
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Jovian close encounter. A multitude of magnificent, swirling clouds in #Jupiter's dynamic North North Temperate Belt is captured in this color-enhanced image: missionjuno.swri.edu/news/jo…
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
Replying to @samaaron @FrancescoC
If we don't teach kids concurrency in school, they're just going to pick it up on the streets.
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
I made some Phoenix LiveView progress this weekend. I think we have a good model for nested, dynamic live views, as well as error isolation and recovery. Here's a sneak peak!
note: this is *not* localhost. Deployed to remote server, and interaction is buttery smooth:
Paul Schoenfelder retweeted
As some of you know @InfoSecMouse is closing its doors.
I'm proud to announce that as my Goodbye to infosec consulting, I am dropping an uncoordinated RCE 0day for OpenSSH (all recent versions affected) that is exploitable due to compiler optimization:
trusted.is/lms-2018-10-18-op…

























