Eastside 9'ers up in The Wash
Joined October 2010
Awkward is your headphones unplugging at work and @WheelerWalkerJr blasting from the speakers. Might as well start walking to HR now.
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2nd shift should be federally outlawed, especially in the spring.
Irene Walsh retweeted
That time Ryan Dunn choked me unconscious six times in one day...
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Will they blame Back To The Future like they blame that goat and Bartman? #Cubs #cubsvsmets #Cubbies
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Kanye West is the shittiest standup ever. #VMAs
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Idk much but I know @JimGaffigan looks good in a nice pair of snug jeans. Thanks for stopping by the CR tonight. IA loves ya bud.
Getting ready to have a laugh with @JimGaffigan and a few thousand new friends. It's certainly to be hoot. I love hoots so much.
Watching @drunkhistory makes this hangover tolerable. Be glad you live in a world with this in our lives
I just have funny running out of every fucking pore in my body today. Those folks are in for a treat.
Hope all is well. If not, masterbate till it's almost alright. Go from there. Just saying.
@MelE5150 The wheel barrel? That's a fine one.
Freedom of speech isn't something somebody else gives you. That's something you give to yourself.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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Hey babe, it ain't so bad. Just buckle up with your head up higher. Life's stress is the devil's trick, we all have the smile you need. Xoxo
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Hot Damn, who knew? A cpl few treats, 3 shots of whiskey, green beans and some lady drinks is the best recipe for,"Shit man, life is good."