Why are you looking for me?

on your mind
Joined May 2017
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HOMECOMING 🇳🇬 🦅
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When I was 17 I said I’d be married at 26
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Starting a serious relationship with women who used to date thieves is a funny choice
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There is a serious lack of self-awareness in this country
This was so funny 😂 They say “Men Dey” 😂
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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break
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That’s why the “it won’t take up to 5 mins to text/call” doesn’t make sense all the time
Ever since I started working a 9–5 in Lagos, I’ve found myself sympathising with my ex a lot more. All those times he’d be home from work grumpy and I couldn’t understand why he was in a bad mood. Chai, I get it now. 💀
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It’s tough
early morning rage bait
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Honestly, I just think we all need to be busier.
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To be Man U fan or to be Nigerian boyfriend in 2026, which one hard pass?
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Supporting Manchester United feels like a social experiment designed to test the limits of human beings mental health.
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No way that’s a red 🤣
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Rashford 😂😂😂😂😂
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Your weekend in 4 pictures?
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Me with no money planning to decorate my room 😂
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I have two milestones at work : 1. Lunch 2. Leaving
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early morning rage bait
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Which kain lie be this now 😭
when i was six, armed robbers came to rob us at night. my dad instinctively went into self-defense mode with a cutlass before he even realized they had guns. luckily, my great grandmother was sitted in the sitting when they released rounds at my dad, but in the blink of an eye she raised her hand up and the bullets turned to groundnuts and she caught them, and immediately disarmed the robbers and turned their guns to bananas and we all ate it as our night food
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when i was six, armed robbers came to rob us at night. my dad instinctively went into self-defense mode with a cutlass before he even realized they had guns. luckily, my great grandmother was sitted in the sitting when they released rounds at my dad, but in the blink of an eye she raised her hand up and the bullets turned to groundnuts and she caught them, and immediately disarmed the robbers and turned their guns to bananas and we all ate it as our night food
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He's so reallll. – at Lagos, Nigeria
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“You guys were so perfect” Date am nau.😭
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