At the 1990 World Cup, Bobby Robson gathered the squad and told them plainly, in 90-degree heat in Italy, they needed to conserve energy if they were going to go anywhere in the tournament. The next morning, Gazza had wrapped himself head to toe in toilet paper like a mummy and was bouncing on the diving board in front of players, staff, and members of the public. He launched himself into the pool, the toilet roll floated to the surface, and he swam a full length underwater before strolling back through the crowd still giggling. That evening, Robson addressed the squad after dinner. "Gentlemen, there is an idiot amongst us." The only person looking around trying to find this idiot was Gazza himself 😂😂😂