old / devoted cat mom & human wittle mom/ lover of all things spooky and sleep

Joined January 2015
I hate when people enter their “I’m enlightened, virtuous and grown” era but still can’t @ someone who upset them 🫠 be serious
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it’s really hard to act like I’m not upset that no family is coming to Blaires birthday party
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“Becoming a mom can be so isolating” says everyone who isolated me the minute I had a baby lmao
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I haven’t been able to cry for weeks and I think it’s taking a toll
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This is the first time I needed a desperate mommy break and whew I don’t know how sahm do this. I’ve been home for four days and I’m like HELP
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shelby 🕸 retweeted
Neopets: The Official Cookbook is now available wherever books are sold! 🥳📙 ​ To celebrate its release, Neopets and @AndrewsMcMeel are teaming up to host the Neopets: The Official Cookbook ULTIMATE GIVEAWAY! 🎉 (gleam.io/RbjfV/neopets-the-o…) (1/2)
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I thought this was @adam22
Breaking: According to the the Washington Post, Jack Smith will seek to indict Trump in South Florida if he does indeed bring charges. Smith has been using a Miami Grand Jury for witness testimony lately. This is in addition to the Washington DC grand jury he's used. If an indictment is handed down, Trump could face trial in the Miami area. What's interesting is that Miami voted 53% - 46% in favor of Biden, and Palm Beach County voted 56% - 43% in favor of Biden. This would remove the idea that it could be difficult to to find an impartial jury. Charges could also be brought in D.C. as well, but obviously they wouldn't be the same charges. It appears Smith wants to charge potential crimes in the areas where those alleged crimes took place. What are your thoughts?
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shelby 🕸 retweeted
You mean the Charlize Theron who watched her mother shoot and kill her father in self defense? Charlize Furiosa Aeon Flux Atomic Blonde Aileen Wuornos Theron? THAT Charlize Theron?
Megyn Kelly challenges Charlize Theron over drag queens: ‘Why don’t you come and f–k me up?’ trib.al/i7GcCVO
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just submitted my resume for a management spot at my job and I’m so anxious I’m sick ugh
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I am literally so fucking tired of this shit
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I never thought I’d say this but ill never get another cat again at this point
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I can’t believe Seth Rollins bleached his hair again are you fucking kidding me (I’m probably so late on this)
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I’m about to watch wm only for the Cody match
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I’d immediately leave wtf
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I don’t understand people who constantly post inspirational things when irl they don’t take any of the advice they share & are a disaster. Who are you trying to impress, honestly
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The same people who talk about mental health and how important it is are the same people who weaponize mine against me and it’s my favorite thing
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And no this isn’t about anyone who can see it so please don’t start with me
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what a super weird totally coincidental coincidence
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I love just being in a constant state of panic to the point I can’t do basic things
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