goopymeow

new age new pinned - i am goopymeow (please do not share any previous users/names i have used except for gobbie) - he/him - i am 27 - i like legos and bugs and spiders - i got fortnite on my ipad - i am a very nice boy - i like to touch wieners

need a situationship with a 47 year old man with greying hair who works in an office and calls me honey and texts with proper grammar and sends cringey gifs and i make fun of him for being old and he takes advantage of me #horny

there was an older guy on the bus probably in his 50s or maybe late 40s but went grey early and he was so hot all the blood rushed to my wiender and i passed out. where are all the hot 50 year old quirky nerd guys who are into young spry chickens such as myself

i am working for a week straight working up a sweat if anyone wants my used underwear #stinky sorry i think i am going through a depressive episode #stinky

hi do you guys still like me be honest

ok real question. should i trade in my switch for the switch 2 so i can play pokopia? the only thing holding me back is i have a splatoon switch and i really love its design 🧍‍♂️should i trade in……………. what do we Think… what other switch 2 exclusive games make it worth it?

does anyone want to have sexual intercourse with me now perchance

i can never predict which tweet is going to be a hit. the one about hitting a dogboy because he humped your leg did better than my nudes sometimes do. you guys are FREAKS

if i started humping your leg would you hit me

private gets videos of using my toys but don’t worry you guys are still getting fed on here, enjoy

let’s have some fun

if you guys don’t answer i’m just going to post feet

need more mutuals who Scare me in a horny way

“I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORE PEOPLE!!!!” goopy says, too scared to have sex with more people because he is a master in Laying There because he is shy and awkward and does not know how to do any of the good sex things