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Bigg Dzaddy.. Cabinet secretary, Ministry of enjoyment & bowling in Kenya ..kumi bila break Gang Gang 😎 BABA NATION

Joined September 2022
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Guess I ain’t returning back to Ghana ! No place like Home “AFRICA” … Kenya adopt me already !!! 😁 #TheAfricanDiaries
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Goofy Docc retweeted
Couple things: 1. Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT. 2. The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION. 3. Jesus is STILL LORD. 4. Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT. 5. Knowledge is POWER. 6. Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds. 7. Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them. 8. The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!! 9. I don’t vote, I VETO✍🏽 10. Stay tuned & STAY MAD. 11. Christians are STILL being killed. 12. Maybe now our people will WAKE UP. 13. Love you 🎀🇺🇸
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Goofy Docc retweeted
Ndio namaliza kupitia timeline ya mwendazake and all I can say Iam impressed.Why you dear?
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Tandika katiba upitie juu....
Barabara kutoka Kinango kuelekea Kwale town ni kuruka vihunzi na maji…lakini tutafika tu Inshallah #LindaKwale
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Cuddling kidogo tu huyu ashaanza , “beb utaacha bibi yako lini,” huyu anajua vile mi ngumu kupata bibi 😳
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Goofy Docc retweeted
Tweeting in a colonizers language from a phone made by white people on an app owned by a beneficiary of apartheid regime while wearing clothes from European culture. Where do you draw the line on colonizers? Are you bewitched?
A Kenyan stadium being launched by colonizers. Who bewitched Africans?
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תודה רבה לכם 🇮🇱
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Delete this very quickly before they put us where we belong!
Guys uganda is better Kenya when it comes to expensive cars Kenyans show me such a car in your country 😂
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Goofy Docc retweeted
"When the journey is long, choose shoes that are suitable, not beautiful."
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WHAT THEY TOOK,REBRANDED AND SOLD BACK😂😂😂😂
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sleeping naked is wild, what if a war breaks out at 3am ?
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I was sitting next to this girl kwa matatu from Nairobi to Kitale. Dem alikua akiwatch those low IQ tiktoks on full blast. I was about to complain nikanotice her phone iko 2% katazima anytime. Kiasi dem akachomoa a 20000mAh oraimo power bank ikabidi nimezua buana😂
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Goofy Docc retweeted
Lakini hana pombe
Huyo msichana unapanga kununulia pombe hii weekend ako na vitu za nyumba nyingi kukushinda, rethink your decision bro.
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Goofy Docc retweeted
Bro those rims cost 25k each at most. We also own & drive THESE very cars, ni matako tu hatuna.
New rims cost me 1 million
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This Dick will straighten you out.
Before you come in my DMS, I have Scoliosis ❤️🎈.
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lmao😂
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Me when I realised it’s in matoke shillings
This Boda guy just stopped at shell and bought fuel of 30k. I know a spy when I see one.
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That spacious babe anaharakisha ndo tusimuone
a proper line up😍❤️
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Goofy Docc retweeted
You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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The only South African who can be found here is gay and his husband is white
Port Migingo, Kenya 🇰🇪 Vs Port Alfred, South Africa 🇿🇦
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