Aspiring grease-monkey. Unlicenced therapist. Surrogate grandchild. Five minute friend. He/His/Him

Scotland\Glasgow\Cathcart
Joined April 2012
Existence Respector retweeted
I think the current gen mazda 3 is seriously one of the most beautiful small car designs of the modern era and yet they just seem to be seen as regular traffic
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Proseph and Conathan
what is pro and con short for? like i always assumed they were short for other words but just realized i dont know what words they are
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babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”
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Have you noticed that there are no scare stories about doctors leaving the country, even though we need doctors and don't need billionaires.
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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Existence Respector retweeted
poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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Sheer Size of the Termite Queen is my Sufjan Stevens cover band
Sheer size of the termite queen
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finished factorio. It took around 60 hours. I've been playing for like 5 days straight. Haven't done anything on any of those days. Didn't do laundry, didn't browse twitter, didn't work. I ran out of food and I just stopped eating. Haven't eaten since yesterday. I feel like shit.
re-downloaded factorio a few (not actually sure how many) days ago, after a year of not playing. I thought i'd play for a few hours every day. ...I have been doing nothing but playing factorio for 80% of my waking hours, only taking a few breaks to eat
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She Norman on my Borlaug till my Revolution turns Green
Idolizing people like Elon Musk and Steve Jobs is dummy behavior Every smart person I know idolizes some rando scientist who made, like, titanium manufacturing 10% more efficient in 1958
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Working longer and irregular hours can contribute to obesity; shift and irregular work impacts sleep patterns and metabolism (& contributes to cancer); low wages and worsening working conditions negatively impact diet, activity, stress levels which in turn contributes to obesity
🚨 NEW: Those who are unemployed and overweight will be given weight loss jabs to help 'get them back to work' as part of a 5 year trial [@Telegraph]
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Strategy games where you've won but just need to funnel your endgame super units to the enemy Hitler bunker.
fine, here's a video game hot take for you
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In retrospect my expectations for this film were skewed by all the "important film" buzz ("A razor-sharp dissection of the oppressive nature of capitalism!") when in reality it's an expertly shot and acted episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia & I mean that in a good way.
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Our sixth studio album 'The Human Fear' will be released on 10th January 2025. The first single 'Audacious' is out now. franzferdinand.ffm.to/thehum….
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I would register my protest by doing it in Matt Berry voice
My allegiance is now and always will be with the people of Derry who send me to Westminster to represent them and the people of Ireland. No empty formula can change that.
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a lot of people are like “everything i like is good.” not me. i like a lot of shit that fucking sucks. i love it.
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I'm booked for 5 consecutive days at work next week. The temptation to bring a rotisserie chicken in on day 1...
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Money saving tip: pretend your loaf's heel is the top of a burger bun
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Problematic levels of rocking from the dudes
Replying to @Komaniecki_R
Meanwhile, according to student feedback, men have a total monopoly on "cool" and "funny."
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All silicon chips are actually pieces of donner kebab
Replying to @MKVRiscy
It's because the original silicon crystal is a cylinder
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