The way I’m celebrating the 4th today is by sharing this on as many platforms as I can #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8hNRLgQ/
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I did not realize how much the writers strike was going to affect my life. But clearly no one is in control of the plot lines of … life anymore. Things are just off the rails these days.
Brayden, I think you meant “I want to make content” @BacheloretteABC #bachelorette
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Replying to @hotelsdotcom
@hotelsdotcom Hi- this transition to OneKey is super confusing- does this mean I need to use any existing rewards nights before July 6th?
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On this 4/20, wishing you a very read-the-mg-info-closely-and-carefully-beforehand to all who celebrate 💚
One thing about me is that I’m gonna be out in the world, smiling at cute shit. Cute dog? Im smiling. Cute kid? Im smiling. Cute couple? You got it - I’m smiling.
Y’all act like you’re just gonna up an move to Tumblr, but you don’t understand what’s waiting for you.
Dudes who wear boot cut jeans and flip flops need to be stopped. #postyourdrafts
If @Twitter is really about to crash, now is the time to start thinking about posting those drafts. Leave it all on the court, baby
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Men pretending like they’re not already fully invested in #BachelorInParadiseABC
Repeat after me: "Hey babe, I decided I'm gonna skip Tuesday night football tonight so we can watch our show together."
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Replying to @FabFitFun
@FabFitFun How is the price going up but the contents and quality of the boxes is going down? Is there a tiered level option? This used to be worth $60/month but not based off my last 2 boxes. What’s going on here?
When will the #bachelorette start casting people who understand the premise of the fucking show ???
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Logan is Dwight Schrute with slightly better genes. #bachelorette
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I thought I would go to bed earlier without a tv in my room but now I just listen to music until 2 am instead.
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Watching Seinfeld. Making myself laugh thinking about what Elaine would do with the concept of “catching the ick”
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THIS! I feel like this will be a prime tool in abusive relationships. I can only imagine what my ex would have done with this feature. Not a fucking fan.
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(Checking out at TJs)
Him: Can I see your ID for the wine? Have you tried this one before? Looks good!
Me, searching for my wallet: No but It came recommended from my TJs Facebook group.
Him: Oh you know, I don’t need to see your ID…. You’re good.
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