Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2019
Update the people loved my bedazzle. i was made honorarily Mexican. a guy offered to buy me a Modelo for being so Mexican. An Argentinian girl asked me where could get a Argentina version
There’s not enough noise being made in the world about the fact that i now own a bedazzled Mexico jersey
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Baby I and God is a woman i can’t hear Beyoncé doing but her REM would’ve been great i think
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well the demo is ok but it would be so good if she did it in that soft whispery voice like what she does on plastic off the sofa, sorry demo
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Angel’s free throw shooting form still looks crazy to me but she’s making them…. And it’s up by 15% in the postseason. playoffs demon omg
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Austin Abrams makes some wonderful and crazy noises in both resident evil and whalefall i want him to do a gay sex scene
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Raisin Bran muffins have been unfairly demonized
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Spotify you want me to listen to Adela sooo bad..
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Hate winter so freaking much but im excited bc i Girlmoded and i got one of those super puff jackets on depop and i really want to test it and if it doesn’t keep me warm im killing myself.
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Omg other top chef finalists get to go to Mexico and Italy and the Bahamas and Paris and Napa Valley and they sent these bitches to Tucson Arizona this season 😭😭 i would be so fucking mad
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when soph revealed to me that people don’t go to someone’s house just to watch something and all parties presume watching whatever is a prelude to sex and they dgaf about watching the thing to watch the thing…. It’s just sex sex sex with you people
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Girl sit down we are watching NIGHTS OF CABIRIA and no looking at your phone
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i love the Bay Area i love gabby but it’s impossible to root against Angel Reese
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Angel Reese tonight: 30 PTS 16 REB 3 AST 72% TS The first player in WNBA or NBA history to reach those numbers in a Finals game 🤯
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I once knew a girl whose Boyfriend knew who Bobby Brown was but had never heard of Whitney Houston
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And then the girl cheated on him with my friend and now they’re a lesbian couple. unrelated maybe
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Now that im actually in nyc i cant read that part of The New Yorker that’s like local restaurants and shows and concerts and events bc i hate to think that people are doing stuff without me
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This is exactly the type of shit i watch when im high and eating wings and fries at 2 am
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