Father, husband, shitposter

Rivendell Computer Lab
Joined May 2026
My two year old daughter is in the kitchen helping my pregnant wife make chocolate chip cookies from scratch. Life is good.
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I do not trust people who do not like fighter jets – at Stone Ridge, VA
I hate these stupid fighter jets this is genuinely so dumb and disruptive.
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Meet the new Tudor Northflag With GMT Function DETAILS HERE: tinyurl.com/3pxmf3ny More than a decade after the original released in 2015 sporting the brand’s first use of an in-house movement, a new iteration arrives. Deeply inspired by the Tudor Ranger II, the new 40mm Northflag retains its integrated-bracelet design codes and adds GMT functionality. It has a case height 12.7mm with a lug-to-lug of 48.8mm. There are large monobloc ceramic luminous numerals on the dial, and — unlike the previous model — a 24-hour rehaut. It maintains the similar handset of the past, what Tudor is calling “Northflag hands” and a major dial design shift is the lack of a power reserve display at 9 o’clock which was a hallmark of the previous generation. New to this model is the manufacture caliber MT5652-U, a master chronometer movement. And yes, this new bracelet comes with the T-fit system.
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Critter Dad retweeted
i have never seen a more perfect post in my entire life
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Got my ass lookin like a thanksgiving turkey
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Okay let me withdraw it then. It’ll do wayy more for me now than it will after being mismanaged for 45 years.
Social Security isn't a "Ponzi scheme." It's YOUR money. SAVE Social Security.
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I wouldn’t even breathe if she asked me to. I am in love with my beautiful wife.
Te harías vegano si ella te lo pidiera?
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cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools
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A few months ago a woman in my hometown jumped off a bridge into a river while holding her baby. They still haven’t recovered the bodies. Of course it’s nothing but sympathy for the mother on the local Facebook pages.
Twisted mom who burned her 3-month-old baby to death with a hairdryer gets shameful sentence trib.al/jjwbu5b
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This dude should be hanged. Don’t look into this case. I couldn’t sleep for a few nights.
🚨OFFICIAL: Tanner Horner ,the FedEx driver who killed 7-year-old Athena Strand , just got the DEATH PENALTY. He will be executed. No more delays. Justice for Athena. Good riddance, monster.
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Sounds like you’re just feeding shelter cats to coyotes
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Man fuck eBay. I’m so sick of selling shit on there and they absolutely scam the fuck out of everyone involved. I sold something for $100. The buyer paid $125 and I received $85.
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Critter Dad retweeted
Foreigners will show up to my country and be like, “I hate fireworks and football and Thanksgiving and middle class White people and also your ancestors were evil and all your stuff is mine now.” So I refuse to pretend like some paperwork makes them as American as me, actually.
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I agree with this tweet but this video is hilarious
Girls and boys are biologically different and this video proves that. Don't listen to feminists who claim they are equal. Feminists hate biology.
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I put this together last year and shot it once. My hobbies ebb and flow like water.
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