This place is the worst but here we are

Joined January 2021
Me: wait, I need to put my socks on Sock puppet: ok let’s go
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
didn’t even need a minute
yeah sex is great but have you ever watched the first five minutes of a movie and just knew it was gonna be on your top 4
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yeah sex is great but have you ever watched the first five minutes of a movie and just knew it was gonna be on your top 4
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I went in completely blind on #Anniversary, & based on the first 15 mins (& this teaser), you’d think you kinda know where this film was heading. But it’s nottttt what you’re expecting… Chilling, not afraid to get very dark, & thought provoking 🎥🍿
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Congress, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.
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i am RUBBING my FREAKY little hands together like a fly
Robert Eggers is still developing a film with Warner Bros., which he will write and direct, based on Charles Dickens’ 1843 classic gothic ghost story A Christmas Carol. He has specifically chosen his longtime collaborator Willem Dafoe to play Ebenezer Scrooge.
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taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to "bring them to the front". It's not a great system, I admit.
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Not now, strange radio signals emerging from the Antarctic ice.
🚨: Scientists detect strange radio signals emerging from beneath the Antarctic ice.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is old news from 2016. The most recent investigations have not found any new information, according to specialized media reports published in 2025. ground.news/article/strang…
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My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover
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Wuthering Heights is an incredibly empty film. Haven’t even read the book, yet can tell Fennell gutted anything rich & offered a frustratingly hallow plot that’s desperately trying to be sexy (it’s not). Their love felt forced & it was hard to even be invested in the characters
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there are movies no matter how good they are they remain a one time experience
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You are not supposed to be here. BACKROOMS, a Kane Parsons film starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve. In theaters 05.29.26
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Unpopular opinion: If I’m paying for a streaming service, I shouldn’t be watching ads. Period.
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Olivia Benson would’ve had this entire administration in handcuffs by now
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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I just woke up and read all of the internet. Really good stuff. Everyone’s doing great. I feel hopeful about things.
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This might be the cutest owl I've ever seen
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Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
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I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
The way it reached out to accept the flower ❤️
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This recently born antelope in Florida looks like a mix between a koala and a deer
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