@godfoca

Manduco Ergo Sum. Bluesky: @foca.io

Instagram.com/foca
Joined October 2007
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Officially looking for work, I guess. Full stack engineer with 20 years experience, a lot of it on Rails and non-rails Ruby systems. Excel at backend, but comfortable at all levels of the stack. Only interested in remote work. Ideally async :) RT for reach, please?
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Para vencer al robot aspiradora hay que pensar como el robot aspiradora
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> be Sammy Azdoufal, software engineer > spend $2000 on DJI Romo vacuum > decide to control it with xbox controller like a chad > use Claude to reverse engineer the API > It works because Claude is the GOAT > just need to grab auth token from their cloud servers > token works... Claude is unbeaten > wait why is he authenticated as 7000 devices > ohno.jpg > backend trusted any valid token for any device, no ownership verification > mfw Sammy has live camera feeds from vacuums in 24 countries > watching some german dude eat cereal at 3am > can pull SLAM data and get floor plans of everyone's house > could be the world's most efficient burglar > could be the world's most at scale pervert > Sammy just wanted to drive his vacuum bro > reports it like a responsible adult > DJI patches in 2 days > back to being a normal guy with overpriced roomba > mfw the entire IoT industry treats auth like it's 2005
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saas is dead openclaw replaced all my subscriptions went from $480/month on tools to $1,245/month on API costs & 15 hours a week fixing yaml files adapt or be left behind
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Que raro no? "La izquierda empobrecedora" Los cuatro primeros países son de izquierda
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Votar es por todos, para que la vida de la gente sea un poco menos mierda, para que los niños puedan ir a la escuela y puedan comer y no salir a pedir al semáforo NO ENTIENDO COMO NO LES MUEVE UN PELO
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Tuesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time
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Bo, ganamos en 12 departamentos. A ver si nos lavamos la boca antes de botijear a la gente del interior. El eje del Uruguay no entra por el ombligo y sale por el culo de Montevideo. A los militantes de todo el interior, mis respetos.
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hace poco me enteré que habia una version extendida de la mítica escena de PARKOUR de The Office y tienen que verla porque es todavia mejor
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why do people still have this misconceived idea that programming requires maths?
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Remember when mongodb came out and everyone got so hyped and started using it just to end up switching back to sql? Remember when microservices got hyped but now the industry recommends use a monolith first? Remember when graphql came out and everyone started hyping it up until they ran into tons of short comings? Give new tech 5 years and reevaluate. Adopt that mindset and become a senior engineer.
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All the men butt-hurt about this scene are conveniently forgetting that Star Wars never really cared about physics in space. It's fantasy, just enjoy it. 🙄
Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry6 Jun 2024
Female Star Wars showrunners putting a crackling campfire in space is the kind of thing that happens when you get rid of mansplaining
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Ok, ahora además de los obvios (La Pulpe, República, Escaramuza) tengo que agregar Media Lunas Calentitas a la lista de lugares a los que ir cuando visite Uruguay.
Alex ⚡🇻🇪@_AlexLoss015 Jun 2024
Con que bebida acompañarían esto?
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Grammarly: You should rewrite this paragraph like this for clarity. Me: Ok Grammarly, 1 second later: You should actually change the following seventeen things in this paragraph that I just rewrote for you. Sigh.
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So here's a story of, by far, the weirdest bug I've encountered in my CS career. Along with @maciejwolczyk we've been training a neural network that learns how to play NetHack, an old roguelike game, that looks like in the screenshot. Recenlty, something unexpected happened.
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Brutal. tiktok.com/@thewarpzone/vide…

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Obviously, cake.
Science girl
@sciencegirl20 May 2024
What do you believe this to be? xitter.cf/tradingMaxiSL/status/1…
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Back in college, I spent almost a year attempting to learn Spanish in Chile. This is how I feel about the subject.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMaps10 May 2024
Difficulty of understanding Spanish accents
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Sun: unleashes a billion megaton explosion, radiation careens towards Earth at relativistic speeds Humans: ooh pretty colors
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Difficulty of understanding Spanish accents
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