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El Goatasaurus

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Real Madrid thoughts

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You are watching the wrong games
. (@tosinmm_) profile picture.@tosinmm_Nov 7
I don’t know if it’s cause I’m getting older but football doesn’t feel fun anymore. There’s no wingers taking on players, no flair, no off the cuff players, just workhorses grinding out wins each while people are looking at charts and living for agendas.
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Mac Allister and Quansah
@gyo_mi_ (@madridista_53) profile picture@gyo_mi_@madridista_53Nov 7
大体こんな感じかな的な 4、5年後のマドリースタメン(若干私情込み) 変更あったら聞きたい
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Kroos Modric Federico Arda ridiculously cheap signings that are amongst the best/will be amongst the best in footbsll history
Lucky Dular (@DularLucky) profile pictureLucky Dular
@DularLuckyNov 7
I still can't believe Real Madrid got Arda Guler for just €28M 😨😨That's a steal . Now look at his market value it's above €100M , Real Madrid's first good investment in last 5 years
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fuck I feel like we're in for a tough ride now that people expect us to play well
h (@htomufc) profile pictureh
@htomufc23h
genuinely so excited to watch real madrid tonight, i've been watching them back a lot recently, think they are so good to watch, such high technical / tactical quality. can't say i've ever taken more interest in them than i do now, there's a different feeling about it, for me.
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Yeah we're finally getting to the Manuel Neuer for the last 4 years point with Courtois, still better than what you could get elsewhere but not the same god mode players he's been since 2020
𝑅𝖔𝑘ᴀ (@Roqaya1y) profile picture𝑅𝖔𝑘ᴀ
@Roqaya1yNov 6
كورتوا بالوقت الحالي وضعه ومستواه سيء صح يتصدى لكرات صعبة لكن والله ان الاهداف اللي تدخل عليه تافهه وماتستحق اننا نبلعها نحمل الذنب للمدافعين وانهم يغلطون لكن كل مرة يكون غلطهم؟ شنو دور كورتوا بالوضع وطبعاً لا ننسى ان سيء بالقدم بالوقت الحالي وبكرة القدم الحديثة الحارس الجيد بقدمه مطلوب واصلا يقلل من الهجمات المرتدة اللي تصير بسبب الكرات الطويلة. لان دنشوف ان طرق التمرير والخروج من الضغط الحارس اله دور مهم بيها، وشفنا بالكلاسيكو كيف لونين ساعدنا من هالناحية !! كورتوا حارس اسطوري وواحد من افضل الحراس اللي مروا على النادي لكن برأيي لازم نقلل دقائقه وننطي فرصة للونين وبنفس الوقت ندور لخليفة كورتوا بالحراسة.
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Guler starts with him, for Fermin and Paz it's a toss up
Soloball🇵🇹 (@OginiSolomon) profile pictureSoloball🇵🇹
@OginiSolomonNov 6
Jude Bellingham, Arda Güler, Nico Paz and Fermín López. Four of the best young attacking midfielders in football right now. If you had to start one, bench one and sell one, how would you decide? Bellingham is the obvious starter. Based on his achievements, consistency and what he's already shown at the highest level, he's comfortably ahead of the others. So the real debate is between Güler, Nico Paz and Fermín López. Who starts alongside Bellingham, who makes the bench and who gets sold?
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fuck is this nonsense
cr3 (@Jnuptial066) profile picturecr3@Jnuptial066Nov 6
Nico Paz is overrated. His output is weak for a player with the lvl of freedom he benefits from in his team Averages 72 ball touches & shoots 4,8 times per 90, and yet his creative output and goalscoring are mid (5 BCCs & 6G scored in 1050mn) He can't have that luxury at Madrid
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lol
darui 🇧🇷 (@naegcfs20jr) profile picturedarui 🇧🇷
@naegcfs20jrNov 6
VINI JR - 2026 WORLD CUP 4 months ago.
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He and Guler are so different yet both world class immense talents
Hamza (@buojneo3286) profile pictureHamza@buojneo3286Nov 6
إستلامه الكرة في عمق الدائرة ويقاوم الضغط ويستلم الكرة وظهره للخصم هو بيعملها أحسن من غولير
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Nigga win us 18th through 20th
Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) profile pictureActu Foot
@ActuFoot_Nov 6
🚨 JJ GABRIEL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (2010), interrogé sur sa préférence entre Madrid et Barcelone : « ÉVIDEMMENT, MADRID. » 🤍 🗣️ « Mon rêve est de GAGNER LE BALLON D’OR. » 🌕 🎙️ @marca
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M 🇨🇳@endinzoneNov 6
haven’t seen this kind of tweet in a while
Parisian Maxi (@parisian_1903) profile pictureParisian Maxi@parisian_1903Nov 4
Replying to @CuleFermin
absolutely satanic club i dont know how they do this. play the most disgusting football for 80 mins but boom, at full time you are the winner. this is how they won all their UCLs also. this is satan activities lmao
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@RisingStarXINov 6
🇹🇷💥 𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗔 𝗚𝗨̈𝗟𝗘𝗥 (𝟮𝟭) has 𝟱 𝗚/𝗔 in the last 𝟱 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦… 🅰️🅰️ vs AS Roma ⚽️ vs Sevilla ⚽️ vs RB Leipzig ❌ vs FC Barcelona ⚽️ vs Racing Club 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗-𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦 ⭐️
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please keep that boy away from united
Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) profile pictureMadrid Xtra
@MadridXtraNov 7
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United are showing the STRONGEST INTEREST in Jacobo Ramón. Chelsea and Liverpool are also interested. @diarioas
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Jude may be the most marketable player we've had in a while
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@AtlantaFalconsNov 5
Hey Jude 👋 @BellinghamJude x @realmadrid
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsNov 5
Felt the aura ten scrolls away @realmadrid
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsNov 6
Reppin' @realmadrid on the ATL threads 🔥
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a lot of things are overexagerrated about Vini but here are some noticeable facts he put on more muscle to combat the fouls he receive he had a streak of hamstring injuries in 2023-2025 that may have slowed him more than we thought he's not confident at all
Noodle (fan) (@vini_ball) profile pictureNoodle (fan)
@vini_ballNov 6
He used to have the perfect body type for a winger...
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Paz!!!!!
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 5
⭐️🇪🇺 OFFICIAL: UEFA release Champions League Team of the Week for Matchday 4.
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Hell to the no
Abz (@AbzRMCF) profile pictureAbz
@AbzRMCFNov 6
Martin Zubimendi is ready to leave Arsenal as early as January. He’s already La Liga proven & he fits the league perfectly. Should Real Madrid sign him in January, YES or NO? 🤔
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